Help me create the simplest costume possible!

@kibaxcheza mentioned on the other thread a nudist on strike.
Just hang a sign around your neck.

Stick a slice of cheese on your forehead.

Go as the last slice in the fridge.

My husband has done some of these for office dress up days:

*Dollars & star shapes attached to your shirt with a hat that reads “Starbucks” (Or you can leave people guessing)

*Small cereal boxes on a shirt with a bloody knife for cereal killer

*Use a t-shirt as a costume (such as “I went to see the Wizard and all I got was this Tshirt” or one that has a WiFi detector on the front my husband’s an IT geek)

@ChazMaz that costume could double as a mouse trap ;)

Don’t dress up at all, and when people ask what you’re supposed to be, tell them, “A homicidal maniac; they look just like everyone else.” (Yeah, The Addams Family was on TV last night and I had it on for background noise. :D)

Wear a big smile!

White dress shirt + white socks + black Raybans = Tom Cruise in Risky Business.

it is called “naked man”

wrap yourself in aluminum foil, wrap two beach balls in foil, duct tape them to your knees and go as a chrome vibrator.

wear a bag on your head