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How many days of eating pineapple are required to change the flavor of certain body fluids?

Asked by noraasnave (3057 points ) November 19th, 2009

I have heard that a ‘certain body fluid’ exchanged during sex can pickup the flavor of cigarettes and certain fruits and vegetables. How many days prior to the ‘tasting’ do I have to eat massive amounts to get the flavor into my ‘fluids’? Theoretical or personal experience is welcome. Being moderated because of language does not help me, so please be careful. Thank you flutherites!

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DrasticDreamer's avatar

Generally it takes about 12 to 24 hours for any change to occur.

All men have a semen taste that is exclusive to them, but the major complaint on sperm taste is normally always the same:

It tastes bitter or salty; let’s look at how to make semen taste sweeter

10 Tips for better semen taste

Here then are 10 simple do’s and don’ts to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they’re all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 – 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste
Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they’re big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it’s a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, they’re loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen’s taste.

Try and eat food “from the earth” i.e. as naturally as possible. Also consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are needed for healthy sperm and can make the taste better.

Finally, strong smelling semen may indicate an infection, so if your semen taste doesn’t change when you change your diet, you should consider a visit to the doctor.

Your aim with your diet is to eat one that helps your overall health and the above recommendations will not only make your semen taste better you will also feel fitter and healthier as well.

Keep in mind that you can eat some of the foods we don’t recommend for sperm taste.

You can enjoy red meat and the occasional spiced curry just keep in mind the following when considering sperm taste:

What you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!

http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106

DominicX's avatar

@DrasticDreamer I never knew there was so much science behind blowjobs…

ragingloli's avatar

good to know for mass production of our new milk replacement

oratio's avatar

Well, it works. An ex girl friend put me on a nut diet for this very reason. She said it tasted nuts, and she liked it. I ate the nuts. Every day. I ate a lot of them. I don’t like nuts. They give me the shivers.

holden's avatar

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

noraasnave's avatar

Thank you very much for sharing the information. I guess a week before I arrive home from afghanistan I will start pushing a healthier diet than normal, lots of nuts, pineapple, various other fruits and such. Who knows maybe it will become her new favorite drink!!

KatawaGrey's avatar

@DrasticDreamer: Do you know if those techniques will work for us ladies?

noraasnave's avatar

@KatawaGrey My S.O. better hope not, or I might just stay attached. She will have to buy a whole new wardrobe. Not that she would be able to go anywhere with all the contractions and such.

janbb's avatar

The things you learn on Fluther.

KatawaGrey's avatar

@noraasnave: Hahaha, but if you’re just using your tongue, she can’t get pregnant. ;)

noraasnave's avatar

pregnancy would only be 20lbs…if she starts tasting like a pina colada she will have an extra 190lbs attached!!

wilma's avatar

I had no idea….

filmfann's avatar

@DrasticDreamer Most people I know would want to continue having junk food, red meat, garlic, onions, nicotine, caffine, and alcohol, and would give up blow-jobs.
But lurve for an incredible and educational answer!

wundayatta's avatar

I love pineapple and apples, and I’ve been eating a lot of that stuff lately. I didn’t think about the effect that could have. I sure do hope my wife appreciates it.

I envy the guy who got to be the experimental subject in finding out all that information!

stratman37's avatar

Has anyone noticed that he looks a bit young to be asking this question?

oratio's avatar

@stratman37 He seems to be married and in the marine.

noraasnave's avatar

does anyone post real pictures of themselves? This is my son’s picture..silly flutherers.

trailsillustrated's avatar

I always thought it tastes like bleach. no matter what they ate.

MissAnthrope's avatar

@KatawaGrey – Yes, it should also work for women. Excuse me while I go gag over the “new drink” comment.

faye's avatar

surely over all these years a couple of my guys must have had different diets?? I think it’s hooey!!! and no one has tasted asparagus pee.

janbb's avatar

tastes like chicken.

DrasticDreamer's avatar

@KatawaGrey Yeah, definitely works for women, too. When it comes to broccoli and asparagus, those are also good for women to avoid.

debzilla's avatar

Well, is someone going to hold it against you if you taste bad? Taste doesn’t matter for me.. It’s the awful consistency that makes me shudder.

wundayatta's avatar

Careful @debzilla. I spent the last two years working really hard to find sufficient evidence to convince myself that some women actually like it. You’re going to blow that right out of the water with one comment?!? Sheesh!

JONESGH's avatar

hahahahaha…

faye's avatar

medical/scientific references?

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

@trailsillustrated: I was going to bring this up, the smelling like bleach, kind of peppery and tongue stinging/numbing.

@KatawaGrey: I know if women eat Asparagus and dairy then our flavor is affected.

I’m a believer in drinking a ton of water dilutes/lessens the effects of bad culprits like caffiend, nicotiene and alcohol. Watch out for after eating a lot of wasabi paste.

trailsillustrated's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence it’s true isn’t it? and I have observed this over many years with many different people

debzilla's avatar

@daloon : I never said I didn’t like it ;)

stratman37's avatar

@daloon , no pun intended, right?

wundayatta's avatar

@debzilla Could have fooled me: ”…awful consistency that makes me shudder.”

@stratman37 Hmmm. That’s a difficult question. When I first thought the word, it was unintended, but the fact that I left it in after I caught the pun—doesn’t that make it intended? You tell me.

debzilla's avatar

@daloon Hmph. I see it differently. I like the act and the pleasure it gives my boyfriend. I like it for his benefit, regardless of the consistency and taste. I feel as if I don’t have place to say whether I “like” someone’s body fluids or not, because they are bodily fluids, I can’t expect them to be pleasing to the taste buds detached from the sexual stimuli that it represents.

avvooooooo's avatar

Well… Its not just eating pineapple, its also not eating things like red meat and not smoking. But yeah, what @DrasticDreamer said!

Zen_Again's avatar

By certain you mean…? And why the fuck pineapple?

faye's avatar

I need proof! and not the kind I have to gather on my own.

lumgal's avatar

It def. Works! My husband has been eating certain things to change the flavor of his for years…believe it or not it taste better when he has been on a pizza binge…we just experimented with different foods, and this is my favorite, close second is cherries, it won’t taste like cherry but it is pretty sweet!!

mustavic's avatar

Does sperm give woman weight if they swallow it?

filmfann's avatar

I don’t know the caloric intake of a load, but I imagine the cholesterol and sodium levels are too high to recommend it as a dietary supplement.

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