The question inside is in regard to sexual habits. Sorry for not stating the question here, but wanted to give everyone a chance to by pass this rather than be smacked in the face with a sex question on a quiet Sunday afternoon.
Very simple: Where is the oddest place you have ever masturbated?
I am asking this to prove or disprove, based on jellies responses, to a lover that I am not really a weirdo because I have taken care of business in a wide array of places.
I think the oddest place I did it was in a confessional. No priest, mind you, but mass was going on.
So, am I a weirdo or what????
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Not a weirdo per se, but you probably are excited by the thought of masturbating in a semi-public place. Lot’s of folks are. Sounds like your SO isn’t.
Haha. Nothing too weird, just my grandma’s house.
@eponymoushipster I would be glad to pleasure myself in your house…no peeking.
@slices: Ah, getting it on at Granny’s….yes…
@Sueanne_Tremendous oh, i’d peek. i’d peek so hard the whole city would feel it.
also, have you never heard of mutual masturbation? doy.
Oddly, the only two places reported so far were at grandparents homes…and I’ve never done it at either of mine…
In a park, down below a path behind some trees. It was a bad day and I needed to release. It sounds really creepy when I type that out. If it makes it any better, it wasn’t in the US and it was raining, so nobody was around.
@Mamradpivo you know, if that had been in the US, it would have been creepy, but in Sweden or where ever….totally totally acceptable and cool.
@eponymoushipster Thanks. I’m not saying where it was, only that I was sure I wouldn’t end up in jail if I did get caught.
@Mamradpivo In Holland, you would have been invited to join the National Self-Abuse Squad, the Rotterdam Dolphin Waxers.
movie theater.
Nothiing better than talking about sex on a quiet sunday afternoon.
On the school bus.
High five for the confessional, Sueanne. I lost my virginity in a Catholic church. (No priest jokes, people. It wasn’t the damn priest. XD)
Fuuuuuck I hope nobody I know reads this…
Usually I masturbate before I go to sleep to prevent erections in school and to turn down sexual urges. One night I didn’t have time, so I went to school. There is this one amazingly attractive girl in math class, and it was hard not to think about sex. We have 2 washrooms in our school, and one is really quiet so I went in the stall and had a quick “session”.
I think that’s going to be the wierdest one
I was staying in a shelter for battered woman with my mom. I was about 14. We were in North Las Vegas.
I left one morning with a few bucks in my pocket. Cheeseburgers at Burger King were 19 cents. I bought six of them. Food was hard to come by.
So I walked for a long time to get to the strip. And I collected the ads that are everywhere. I rubbed one off in a Arby’s restroom..
I whacked off in front of a department store display window while the mannekins were being dressed.
Ha ha no your not a weirdo…you just went with your gut feeling at the time lol :-) Live for the moment is my moto!!
My very recent ‘gut reaction’ was in a car in front of my boyfriend…what a thrill….
@definitive – did you lose control of the car and hit him?
Yep sure did right in his g-spot lol
A friend’s bathroom. Nothing too strange. Clean-up was a bitch, though.
His grandma’s bed…the he in question was a he from long ago
In a classroom while taking a test after school, teacher was in the next room
I can’t say cause people I know in real life are on Fluther. =O
In a car while driving, lots of churches, classrooms, parks, movie theaters, elevator…... This list keeps going. I would say the elevator was, perhaps, the strangest one. Particularly when someone got on while I was doing it.
I am now considering becoming a “born again Catholic…” I better head to confession. ; )
At home, in the garden, works toilets, pub garden, in a car.
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