If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be?

Naked Came The Manatee is in the top running.

“Not responsible for his own sanity”

Committed: The Staight Jacket Diaries

Bean. Only that’s been taken already. Booooo!

The Invention of Procrastination

On my good days: Gettin’ Better All the Time
On my bad days: Benn Down so Long it Looks Like Up to Me

Against the Grain

The Born Loser

Diary of a Fuck Up

…which reflects my addiction to drugs, my childhood abuse, and how people see my choice of having the baby that I became pregnant with from a rape.

The Adventures of Fyrius: Fyrius and the Real World.

It would be the one boring episode that the script writers reluctantly got over with to let the realism censors have their way for once. If the series would have a fan community, they would probably unanimously agree to consider this episode non-canon.

reoccuring acts of randomness (it’d probably just be the trailer because I still don’t feel my life has really started yet in some aspects)

@stemnyjones that is brave of you for keeping the child

@sevenfourteen <3

@stemnyjones: I’d watch that. Also, is your avatar the baby mentioned?

Meanderings.

@MacBean A few times I’ve actually considered writing a book… I have enough old journals to include all the gory, awful, and hilarious details.

And yes, that’s my daughter, lookin’ at you like you’re stupid. But I do have other, cuter photos.

@stemnyjones: I’d definitely read it if it were a book! (OMG, she is effing cute. But the “Wutchoo talkin’ ‘bout?” expression is still my favorite, I have to say.)

@MacBean Thanks! But yeah, there are other factors too that I think would make it an interesting book… I’m a lesbian… so is my mother… my grandmother would definitely be the character that you either loved or hated..

Driving Miss Jonsblond.

The ass that cared too much about others!

Much Ado About Nothing

“Awesome: The Dr. C Story”

-The Unfortunate Idealist

Better Than You: Story Of A Six-Year-Old God

@stemnyjones you daughter is beautiful!

Peeping Behind the Green Door.

@AstroChuck You are so consistent.

The Vicarious Gardener Life Through the Eyes of a Watcher

Thanks @missyb !

@janbb- Actually it was the title the producers insisted on. Who am I to argue? I am only six.

@AstroChuck Indeed.

What do you mean what’s wrong with me??? Didn’t you see the movie????

WAY more better than you: The Story of the Slayer of the Six Year Old “God”.
You better look out!

Twilight Zone-the movie or One flew over the cookoo’s nest. I believe that’s self explanatory.

Blooming In Summer

The Curious Case of Anoop Singh

God’s Mistake.

The woman with many sides! This would be my theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60cl7bKCMw

My relationships: Zombieland.
My musical career: Gone with the Woodwinds.
My Imagination: The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Overall: Gattaca. The whole modern-day caste system gets to me.

1. Fail
2. He Came, He Saw, He Left.
3. One leaf on the stream. (probably closest to the real story)
4. What Happened?