If your autobiography were ever written. What title would be the most appropriate?

“Stop That Shit!”-the story of my childhood

Something Wicked This Way Came

A Woman’s Story

Ah, Crap.

@pdworkin With that picture on the cover. I’m not buying it. The title that is. The book, maybe.

Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?

Pirouettes on a Faultline (copyright 2009 by Dracool :>)

I Will Think of a Title as Soon as I Get Off the Couch: Tales from a Lazy Man

The Blue Hornet, by Cyanotic Wasp

@lucillelucillelucille Subtitle : Bin that diaper.

Persistance is Painful
Or
Riding the Rockslide

It’s already a movie: An Unremarkable Life.

@J0E I love that title!

“burning days: the true story of (insert my name here)”
needless to say, It’d be a nyt best seller :P

stratman37 for DUMMIES!

@Snarp That is true of us all is it not?

The Biggest Goof-up

I am God, now what?

“I Don’t Know Where I’m Going But I Figure I’ll Get There At Some Point”

or

“Dredd-ful Reflections on a Life” :-)

the end

@ucme I hope not.

The Diary of a Subgenius

@Snarp One can have the most fullfilling & happiest of lives without it been in the slightest bit remarkable surely.

@ucme Surely. But surely some of us are remarkable, and hopefully for good reasons?

@Snarp We shall take that as read.

Deep A Fu*kin Nuff! It would go straight to the bargain bin.

The Saga Continues

Wildpotato: An Erotic Life.

Boring: Boring.

@wildpotato
You’re Dennis Reynolds?

@PretentiousArtist I’ll never tell :)

You got away with what?

Either “The Man Inside” or “The Alchemical Man”

At Last, This

Data-Addicted.

“I won’t Back Down ”. The story of a Mother’s struggle to provide an appropriate Applied Behavioral Analysis (ABA) education for her Autistic Son. To put the incompetent Teachers and Psychologist of the NYC department of Education in their place. To make them comprhend that I will win no matter how much BS they throw at me. That I am smarter than all of them. I worked in the real world. Where if you do not do your job you are dismissed. That with the help of a good Lawyer I will always make them look and feel like the incompetent worthles fools they are . A story about my life, my Son’s life and my Husband life.

@philosopher I would buy it! So would many in my family who have had battles resembling yours. I admire you, your strength and your love for your son.

The one that fell through the cracks.