How do you make friends on here?

Hide behind the submarine. Tackle and hogtie them as they come by.

Hang around and join in discussion on topics of your choice. I’m sure you’ll start noticing the same people with the interesting or similar answers or questions you enjoy. Then I’m sure you figure it out there. :)

Making friends is really the same everywhere, with very small variations. It all comes down to understanding what it means to connect with another human being. That’s about mutual appreciation, and it’s particularly about a kind of precise appreciation, in which the things you appreciate about the other represent an accurate and detailed recognition of their finer qualities. So a false friendship is one that is based on something junkier than that… i.e. “I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine”, or “we flatter each other so we won’t be lonely”, or “we have illusions about who the other is”, etc.

A true friendship finds its entrance when you recognize something unique and worthy about another person, and express that in some way. When people feel known, a particular lamp goes off on their dashboard—they think “wow, somebody understood me!”, and they start to listen to you differently. That’s just the beginning, but it’s often enough to where the rest becomes obvious.

Be, or pretend to be, politically liberal.

Like attracts like, usually. Locke and load.

i posted a nude picture of myself and a lot of girls and even some of the guys like uberbatman and astrochuck started sending me messages, so yeah, that works

Be awesome. Worked for me :)

Try to participate as actively as you can in the site and maybe even the chat… get to know your fellow Jellies and let them get to know you. The rest takes care of itself.

Cookies. Lots of cookies.

I haven’t, really. So the secret might be to avoid being like @laureth. :)

@gailcalled A Thoreau-ly appreciated Remarque.

@stranger: Has this technique been Donne to death? And Auden’t you be ashamed to perpetuate it?

@gailcalled It truly Paine’s me as I have Descartes loads of this left.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land: Hume. Howe can I answer this? Dewey agree to table this Weil I make some tea?

@gailcalled Not another Pepys out this Mann until I’ve had some sleep.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land: Herr Beethoven, how many sympanies did you write?

Beethoven: Nein, danke.

@gailcalled Oh my God that’s… wow. Hah.

@gailcalled ROFLMAO, and now to bed. :^) “A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night,,,”

I would like to introduce myself, my name is John and i have been on Fluther for about a week. since i am new, i welcome you to Fluther and look forward to answering your questions. if i can be of further assistance to you, call Santa Claus, i am going out of town for a New Years Eve Party that will knock your socks off. glad to have u aboard.

Be kind, be witty, be conversational. Basically do the same thing you would when going to a party where you don’t know anyone.

Welcome to Fluther!

By befriending them first.

Don’t be a Fluthermucker.

You.. Fluthermucker You!

…..How do you make friends on here…

How much money do you have?
Friendship payments gladly accepted here in lieu of cookies….