What two things should never be velcro'ed together?
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January 2nd, 2010
You do the math, being velcro’ed to your mother in law for a day would be hell.
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Women’s legs? sorry, the devil made me say that
all i can seem to think of is why velcro, why not staples or a tether or maybe glue. hmmm… i guess i will go with two cats.
Rosie O Donnells’ naked butt & my face. I feel faint get this image out of my head now please!!!!
I don’t have a mother in law, so I wouldn’t know.
I guess a person being velcroed to alot of dog poo would be pretty bad. Stinky.. lol
@ucme: that would be absolute hell.
Ann Coulter and Al Franken
Having the cheeks of your buttocks fastened with velcro would be rather uncomfortable, maybe, and certainly bothersome when it came time to have a bowel movement.
My ex-wife and I should NEVER be velcroed together. That could be potentially fatal for her since I’m inclined to kill Satan if I’m ever that close to her.
Velcro used to replace zippers in mens pants. i believe they tried this for a while and it bombed out. some would not stay together and other velcro just opened suddently, leaving some men totally embarrassed.
My kids. I hate to even think about it.
@Bluefreedom Don’t hold back…tell us how you REALLY feel about this ex of yours. ;-)
A pigeon and a rat. Everyone knows they must be sewn together.
A wife and a mistress should never be velcro’ed together.
Spandex and an obese person should never be velcro’ed together.
Myself and any other human being.
My husband to the blanket. Then I wouldn’t have a chance in hell of getting any part of the blanket.
Thong to a hairy butt.
Empty liqour bottle to a recovering alcholic.
Cat nip on your cats tail.
Velco dog collar for your hairy dog.
TV remote control on your husbands hairy chest. (hmmm! Then again he’ll never ask where is it again!)
Sheep velcro’ed to a wall
though you wouldn’t even need to put any velcro on the sheep…. just the wall would need the wiry side….. infact this could end up being a great new sheep storage system…who needs those pesky fields
Rosie O’Donnel and Donald Trump.
A shot putt to a shot putt thrower!
Busta Rhymes and Martha Stewart.
“it’s a good thing.”
A rabid dog and the Dalai Lama.
@janbb I hasten to demur. Itchy and Scratchy should be Velcroed together immediately!
And then slowly pulled apart, put through a wood chipper, ignited and thrown at a landmine. Such “high-kless” humor!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and a nuclear bomb.
Hell, just about anything and a nuclear bomb.
Mel Gibson and a telephone.
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