Can anyone help me learn more knock-knock jokes?

I just heard one. Did you hear the one about Sara Palin becomming a guest commentator on Fox News?

Tell them to say, “Knock-Knock”.

When they do, ask, “Who’s there?”, and wait.

I never get tired of that one.

We played this a lot when i was a kid.

That’s where you knock on someones door then run away right?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

@hungertoragejr-those are great! Thank you!

what did the math book say to the other math book?

-i dont know about you, but i have a lot of problems

LOLOLOL (stolen from a friend)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a knock knock joke.

Sarah Palin!

Here’s a site w/jokes.

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

Knock knock…

“Waiter, waiter! What is this robot doing in my soup??”

“Looks like he is performing human tasks twice as well because he can not experience fear or pain.”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupt…
MOO

this one is for the adults ,

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the Shade
of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty
Minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, ‘Who owns the
Dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers.

Your dog seems to be in heat’ the officer said.

The blonde replied, ‘No way. She’s cool ‘cause she’s tied up
under that shade tree.

The policeman said, ‘No! You don’t understand. Your dog needs to be
bred.’

‘No way,’ said the blonde. ‘My dog doesn’t need bread. She
isn’t hungry ‘cause I fed her this mornin.’

The exasperated policeman said, ‘NO! You don’t understand. Your dog
wants to Have sex!’

(Your gotta love this)

The blonde looked at the cop and said, ‘Well, go ahead. I always wanted a
Police dog.

here are some kids jokes

Who’s there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re cold!

Why did the Turtle cross the road?

To go the the “Shell”.

Why are chefs hard to like?

Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!

@ccrow-awesome site! Thank you!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

That’s it. Not a knock-knock, but one of my favorites.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

DeWayne

DeWayne who?

DeWayne the bathtub I’m drowning!

k.k.
Who’s there?
Mickey
Mickey who
M’key’s lost can you let me in?

@filmfann : You stole my favorite knock-knock joke right out of my mouth!

Are this many people really unclear on what knock-knock jokes are??

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Ewww!

(Get it? I eat my poo!)

@sliceswiththings – I love this one! On another question you gave us this and it still cracks me up!

Try knockknockjoke.com

(no foolin’...it’s a real site.)

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Satellite
Satellite who?
Satellite in your window?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?

What?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Contr-
NOW YOU SAY CONTROL FREAK WHO!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Your Avon Lady and your doorbell’s broken

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cantelope
Cantelope who
Cantelope tonight, Dad has the car . . .

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of these knock knock jokes that I could scream!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting starfish?
Interrupti- (shove your hand in their face)

Some of these are hilarious! My daughter is just getting into kk jokes, but she doesn’t quite understand them and we end up with some pretty funny stuff.

@Kayak8, that is one of my all time favorites.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Whose there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana?

Hey @therookie, thanx for blonde joke. I just sent it to my brother who loves blond jokes. ;-)
@SeventhSense that joke is a classic, 50 years old or older.

knock knock
who’s there
allie
allie who?
allee allee in free!

knock knock
who’s there
polly
polly who
polly wanna cracker

knock knock
who’s there
idaho
idaho who
idaho either, alaska

knock knock
who’s there
sally
sally who
saleepy time for you!

knock knock
who’s there
texas
texas who?
texas are for grown-ups. tell your parents the irs called

knock knock
who’s there
ron
ron who
ron if you don’t wanna get tickled

just make ‘em up. i just made these up on the fly

knock knock
who’s there
iran
iran who?
iran as fast as i could

knock knock
who’s there
Ava
ava who
ava you got any bananas today?

knock knock
who’s there
evan
evan who?
evan I could guess who, why can’t you?

und so weiter . . .

damn this is addictive

last one—promise

knock knock
who’s there
michael
michael who
michael tickle you if I don’t

knock knock
who’s there
warren
warren who?
warren you gonna kiss me goodnight?