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Kinda NSFW; What is the Silliest, Embarassing thing you have asked your S/O?

Asked by phil196662 (2681points) January 19th, 2010

Like passing gas during sex or just ridiculous like “does my butt look big in these jeans”. My Wife will bluntly say “Are you going to mind if my nipples show though this top?” , Stuff no one else hears but is Crazy, Humorous and Laughable to share here…

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hungryhungryhortence's avatar

I asked my partner to tell me whenever I had a booger in my nose so I wouldn’t go out in public that way. Funny thing is it happened in the shower this a.m., he was looking at me and smiling cute so I asked what was up… up my nose, yes it was.

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

I asked her if she liked the way my cock looks. She said she hadn’t seen that many close up, despite being married before. She had limited experience with much beyond, “Man on top, get it over with quick.”

phil196662's avatar

@Dr_Lawrence ; You could get her to Explore more…

SamIAm's avatar

he once asked me to shave his ass….

dpworkin's avatar

We talk about everything, and I don’t remember ever being reluctant or embarrassed.

sleepdoc's avatar

@Samantha_Rae…. did you do it?

SamIAm's avatar

@sleepdoc : i plead the fifth

LethalCupcake's avatar

No one else knows but I flat iron my hubbys hair :P Its adorable

DarlingNikci's avatar

My lovey often asks me to do his make up for stage shows :P He likes wearing eyeliner but always manages to poke himself in the eye. Also he’s deathly affraid of spiders (his only secret) and nake me kill them for him :)

life_after_2012's avatar

i have a rotater cuff dissorder ( my shoulder pops out of sockect ) and its popped out of socket during sex while i was lifting my girlfreind and i dropped her. we both laughed after she put my shoulder back in place. i totally killed the mood that night.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@LethalCupcake Do you put a bow in it, too? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@life_after_2012 Maybe you need a lighter girlfriend??

ETpro's avatar

If it was that embarrassing to ask her, you think I’m going to post it on the Internet? Think again. :-)

LethalCupcake's avatar

@jbfletcherfan lol Nope – no bows – just straight sexy kurt cobain-ish hair

Violet's avatar

I yell at my bf to not fart on my feet (when we are on the couch, I put my feet under his butt)

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