What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

Indoor plumbing.

Dirt

In France it was the sliced head of the bourgeios.Madame Guillotine.

Buns

Bread?

Um… Matzoh?

Which came first, sliced bread or electricity? If electricity, vote for that!

“Tickle Me Elmo”...oh wait,that’s the greatest thing EVER! ;)

Women. Coincidentally, the worst thing before sliced bread as well. :-)

the wheel

Something to cook the bread.

Smiling. And before sliced bread, there was precious little of that. Toast was
raggedy. Everyone was looking sad.

Before sliced bread. The Virgin Mother had to show her face in other places.

Saw her on some ice cream once.I licked her out though.Mmmm,pistachio.

Why is that sooooo wrong? lol

Coz it put a smile on her face right before I wiped it clean?

Fire

bread

Sex

Having someone slice your bread for you.

So, apparently:

It was first sold in 1928, advertised as “the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped.”

(Via wikipedia, via http://www.news.com.au/sliced-bread-a-world-first/story-0-1111116833769 )

Chipotle

The Hammer :)

Knives!

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@Symbeline Darn it! I was getting happy feet the closer I was getting to the bottom and didn’t see “Knives”....dratscile.

@Val123 Saying “dratscile” more than makes up for it though. :D

Female orgasm.

@Symbeline It’s all I had! :)