How do I find a person?

Ask the cops.

pipl? facebook?

If you know his first and last name, the high school he graduated, and the city and state, just type his name and city and a list will appear. you will have to go by process of ellimination to find the right person. you may have to sign up for some of the sites, so be prepared.

Hire a private eye.

Did you seriously photoshop your face on to the body of Colin Farrell’s girlfriend?

Did you try yellowpages.com?

How about classmates.com?

Both of those make it very easy to find someone if that person is signed up with them or has a landline-type phone.

@Captain_Fantasy Are you seriously asking me that question?

call their mom.

Marry one of his children, throw things at your new mother-in-law until she leave, then follow her when she goes to him to complain about you.

You look for their ugly faces on Streetview. That’s the Stig from Top Gear, so I guessyou can find anyone in Maps.

Find their shoes and then look up…