If you were to be arrested for anything, what would it be?

Probably for my thoughts.

For being a Christian.

If I were to be arrested for anything, it would either be for pirating music or underage drinking. Those are the two illegal things that I do somewhat regularly. I don’t really break the law in any other way.

probably for kicking someone KO in taekwondo:)

Making my clothes out of people’s faces.

For committing murder on our upstairs neighbors. But then I would get off due to mental instability. (I would definitely go psychotic)

Well, I always thought it would be fun to just look at a cop, and when he sees me, start running away, looking over my shoulder back at him. I wonder if he would chase me, just for looking at him and running away.

I might snap and probably take some folks out, but would most likely off myself too at that point so I doubt I would be arrested.

Note, I am not planning to hurt myself or others. I do not feel suicidal nor homicidal.

@Keysha and @Symbeline should consider partnering up! And what shall we name this new line of Killer Fashion? Mugshot Facade?

public sex

Music/ media, drinking underage, other various crimes against humanity.

@Maximillian

Which president?

Given the number of times I’ve been out in public smoking a joint I’m surprised I’ve made it this far without being arrested. Although I’ve not touched weed in several years now and never likely to do it again. I can’t think of anything else illegal that I’d be likely to do.

Driving after the third light beer! I try to do the hour a drink thing- hope it’s working.

Smokin’ dope. Though it would be really hard to get arrested for that.

Reading banned books (eg Catcher in the Rye, etc.)

Making sure I got my damn breakfast no matter what time it might be.

@absalom Obama, Bush 2, Clinton take your pick.

This sounds minor, but it’d be speeding. I can’t figure out how I’ve not been picked up. My car doesn’t have a clue on how to drive 55 MPH.

Public intoxication

@jbfletcherfan made me smile!

Some victimless crime, fabricated by our (alleged) government.

@faye :-)

Drunk and disorderly.