If there were to be a talent contest in your area, how would you impress the locals, or indeed perhaps repel?

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I could read something, show ‘em how to bake a cake? My kids have talent. I can seat toilets, garden, change oil, wire your basement- nothing entertaining, sorry. What would you do?

I would amaze the crowd with my electric guitar gymnastics while doing my best Feets of Flame rendition!

@faye Oh i’d dazzle with my football (soccer) keepy uppy prowess.Keep that sucker up for ages.

I would spar with any worthwhile volunteer.

I would display an array of my best funny walks.

I would hold a “make me laugh” contest, because I have a very atypical sense of humor. People could make a donation to charity for the right to make an attempt.

I would wow people with my backflipping abilities. It worked at the Fashion Show and the Dance Team Show. More clapping and “woo“ing than anything else. And I did it to show off. Both times. Now that high school is over, I can admit that… :)

Oh jeez… :P

Trick shooting? Martial arts moves? Bad guitar playing? Boring monologues? Have the rotten eggs and veggies ready…