You see a bear in the wild, it's spotted you, the creature postures aggressively, what to do?
A Remain calm stand perfectly still under no circumstances should you run.
B Scream like a 5yr old girl whose just lost her Barbie
C Sing the Bear Necessities in your bestest baritone hoping to woo & charm the animal into passive submission.
Or none of the above, insert alternative options.Be as funny or indeed succinct as you like.