What would be something funny you could say when seeing your reflection first thing on a morning?

Hello, Newman.

Wake up in the morning feelin’ like… Ke$ha. Oh fml.

WTF?!?!?!!?

“That’s right… who’s laughing now… who’s laughing now?”

Oh, it’s just you.

I’m the best thing that ever happened to this mirror…

Holy crap, how long have I been asleep?!

I’ll be back.

@Dr_Dredd I like it! : )

a la Fonzie heyyyy

oh my God, I’ve died and gone to Hell!

@Gemini Thanks. :-)

Has the zombie apocalypse started?

I think I just moved up on the face donor list.

Waa dude, scarecrow, who put this in my craproom?

Well, I actually did say “what’s cookin’, good lookin’?” one time…

I was hungover. :P

* squint* I hate sleeping on my hair. * picks up drooly clump and looks at it*

I try my best to toss my hair to the side I am not sleeping on and up (it is to my butt) but sometimes I turn over on it in my sleep. I have an unfortunate habit of curling my lip when I do this resulting in a drooly faceful when I awake.

I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?

Castle reference, haha

“Hullo, gorgeous.” (Attribution; Barbra Streisand)

You should see the other guy!

Why is there an old lady in my bathroom mirror?

@Ltryptophan wins! For now.~ (For me).

@rebbel i have lots of practice in this area

@Ltryptophan
In the being funny area, or the beating-other-guys-up area?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1vH2rjUshk

Every Monday morning this happens.;)

@rebbel in the looking oneself in the mirror with a sense of humor area

“I really wish I’d gotten the license plate number of the truck that hit me last night.”

This face belongs on Mt. Flushmore…

@Bluefreedom loll :)))))))

or, “did a truck hit me in my sleep!”

“I’ve seen younger-looking faces on cash.”

Go go gadget mask

“Thank you, mirror, for not shattering into a million pieces.”

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall… HEY, COME BACK HERE!!!”

Ya, well fuck you too.

Who the hell are you? And what did you do with that raving beauty from last night?