Has anyone ever tried to enlarge their penis?
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June 4th, 2010
Do any of those things work?
I get so many offers in my email – just from the law of averages it means that someone, somewhere, must be purchasing them.
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I would say I’ve had a good experience with the pills that have the commercial with the guy named Bob. I hope you know what I’m talking about, because I forget what they’re called. I also laughed out loud at “thingees”.
No, my penis is big enough.
You might find this article interesting. It’s listed as a prank, but it’s more of a humorous experiment with penis enlargement pills. Here is another.
some here, say i’m a big dick already! loll
Seriously, would never buy those things. Like many TV commericals, think it is bogus!
@zenele Thinking about purchasing it? haha
A few years ago I tried Enzyte, this was before I knew that stuff didn’t work. It just made me really horny instead.
@Blackberry Is that the one where Smiling Jack is in the commercial? I love/hate those commercials!
I bought them when they first came out and somehow my dog got to them and ate the whole bottle….the rest of the story is not pretty!
Seriously, guys. How are you not afraid to put stuff like that in your system? I’m afraid of aspirin.
@Blackberry THAT’S IT!
And from the flip side, I totally disagree that it doesn’t work. I had no idea that my partner was taking it, and I noticed a difference in many ways. It wasn’t until I found an empty pill pack in the basement trash can that I understood what had changed.
@Cruiser And what did the other dog look like.
@Cruiser ummm…was the dog a male? If so, did he have a four erection?
Hey, if i ever had a four erection, would never call the doctor… would just sit there and smile!
@BoBo1946 If you had a four hour erection, I wonder of your lady would be smiling too?
Just do it the old-fashioned way…slam it in the car trunk and have your partner hit the gas ;)
@chyna she lives two hours from me…we would have fun for two hours! lol
I have not tried this. ;-)
I have a natural, four hour erection. Doesn’t everyone?
Why do you men insist on thinking that a bigger penis is what a woman wants? I’ve had to deal with a few monster cocks in my day and even not so monster but kinda big is not my idea of a good time. That shit hurts.
I’d much rather be able to get most of it in my mouth and down my throat. A small to medium used properly is much preferable, IMO.
I would never ask a man that I was with to risk his health on such a motive. And you can forget that four hour thing too. I can only come so many times. Then I want to shower off and rest. Do you have any idea how painful it is to have an opening stretched for an extended period of time? Ya gotta let that close up shop for a bit.
Snap out of it guys!
@Trillian just makes for a good conversation on Friday morning!
Just sitting back and enjoying the thread now that @Trillian is here.
Forget about the car trunk.I completely lost my head.Trillian’s right;)
@chyna Yeah that’s it lol.
@TheOnlyNeffie Yeah it worked for stamina and stuff, but I don’t think it made anything bigger permeanently, I think it made more blood go down there because it seemed bigger during erections, and I could orgasm and still be hard, that was badass.
@Blackberry yeah, the effects were definitely not permanent. But I do think that it helped with stamina, enthusiasm, and yes even size. Those were all things that I noticed without knowing that he was taking the pills in the first place, so I have to say that I believe they do work. But only when you’re taking them… nothing lasting.
@Trillian you are absolutely right.
Yeah, I stopped because I feared my ‘member’ would become dependent on it lol.
Hehehehe! Member! Would your member re-member the effects?
@Trillian You are pretty much correct, although some women like massive anacondas, I’ve been told most women just want a regular sized ‘member’.
Ah, the detachable kind is always fun (for two ladies, that is). Any size and color. Oh, happy day.
Size isn’t everything, though, fellas. Being good at oral – that’ll do the trick for most ladies.
All it takes is a sweetheart of a woman.
ummm…the old disappearing act…not even a removed by fluther! Oh well.. the penis lives on!
Hey – it’s Social – chill.
^This is why I lurve Fluther. :-)
I can do that! Look ma….no hands! lol!
@zenele Seriously, I have not met your penis. Yet. :-)
@chyna I’m like the Starman – waiting in the sky.
I’ve tried but everyone kept telling me to stop being such a dick. Those rebuffs totally deflated me.
I have been told that if my member were any thicker, it would been too uncomfortable for my past lovers and my present lover. I never had any feedback that suggested greater length would be desirable either. I figure that these women knew what they liked and what they would not like.
I never sought to augment what nature provided. Aside from minor alterations when I was a week old, I never had any service work done on my equipment.
What @jjmah said. Lucky me, I have an assortment of sizes/shapes/girths to choose from, depending on mood. And, generally, I happen to like them on the large size (small to medium is not enough). However, there is definitely a limit.. I learned this after getting greedy once and buying what ended up being kind of a monster, and now I have this toy I pretty much never use!
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