What's the best all time one liner from a movie

‘aw hell naw’ – any will smith movie

mine is “life is like a box of chocolate”

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

or

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”

all be back (terminator)

@oneeye; Casablanca is filled with them. (Respectfully, it’s “Here’s looking at you, kid.”)

Bogart says also to Ingrid, “We’ve always got Paris.”

And from Claude Raines, the oft-quoted, “I’m shocked, shocked.”

@shockvalue; Immortal line of Rhett’s. I wish that I had thought of it. Kudos.

sorry my misstake

I was bored trying to think of a fun question for everyone rushed it

From Blazing Saddles: “We heard you was hung” & the follow up: “And they was right”

I like
“You know how to whistle? Put your lips together and blow.”

“I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days”

The name’s Bond, James Bond.

Vodka martini, shaken not stirred (James Bond).

with great power comes great responsibility…..

“I’m just so angry, all the time” – Harry Potter

@softtop67 You need to get out more!

“It’s the stuff dreams are made of.”—Maltese Falcon

“We thought you was a hornet toad.”—O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Paraphrasing somewhat here…..

Young Frankenstein….Walk this way…No,no this way….&...Wow, what knockers…

Blazing Saddles….“Mongo only pawn in game of life”....

Kindergarten Cop….“It’s not a tumor….It’s not”....

That rug really tied the room together….

Young Frankenstein: Frar Blucher!

“my sh** always works. . . Sometimes” – Bad Boys

“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all out of gum.” – They Live

Mae West- “It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men!”

“Leave the guns, take the canoli!”

ack! so many choices! or maybe it’s just that i’m so indecisive…

the big lebowski: “This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man.”

clerks: “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” , “There’s nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?” , “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fu**ing customers.”

the princess bride: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.”, “Have fun storming the castle!”

office space: “It’s not that I’m lazy; it’s that I just don’t care.”

America FUCK YEAH! – team America.

I didnt know he was a diabetic!

More Mae West; “Beulah, peel me a grape.”
“Come up and see me some time,” said to the young Cary Grant.
“When I’m good, I’m very good; when I’m bad, I’m better.”

Scarlett O“Hara; the last line of GWTW: “After all, tomorrow is another day.”

Abbott & Costello; “Who’s on first?” Et al.

@Softtop: attributions? I know that the first was said by Lauren Bacall to H. Bogart in, what? “To Have and to Have Not?” I know that they fell in love during the making of the movie.

Waynes World: I’m low on gas and you need a jacket!

Back to the future: great Scott! This is heavy!

Austin powers: even stink would say that stunk!

Ok I have too many favorites!!

*To Have and Have Not.” Here’s the exact (great) quote.

“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”

It was that pause that brought the house down, and Humphry to his knees.

“may the force be with you”

New classic: “I drink your milkshake!” (There Will Be Blood)

Billy Loomis from Scream: Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

From Analyze This and Mr. Garrison of South Park:

“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”

I’m not gonna say a word, if that.

The last line of this dialog between Jack Lemmon and Joe E. Brown at the end of SOME LIKE IT HOT.

Brown: l called Mama. She was so happy, she cried.

She wants you to have her wedding gown. It’s white lace.

Lemmon: Osgood, l can’t get married in your mother’s dress.
She and l, we are not built the same way.

Brown: – We can have it altered.

Lemmon: Osgood, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all.

Brown: Why not?

Lemmon: Well.
ln the first place, I’m not a natural blonde.

Brown: Doesn’t matter.

Lemmon: l smoke. l smoke all the time.

Brown: l don’t care.

Lemmon: l have a terrible past. For three years I’ve been living with a saxophone player.

Brown: l forgive you.

Lemmon: l can never have children.

Brown: We can adopt some.

Lemmon:- You don’t understand, Osgood.

- I’m a man.

Brown: Well,
nobody’s perfect.

I’d just like to take a pause to say this is oneye’s best contribution to Fluther so far. Good job!!

sorry, all paraphrasing

Blazing Saddles “What in the wide, wide world of sports isa goin on here? I pay you to lay rail, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots!”

“Goll lee, Mr Lamar, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.”

Young Frankenstein “Abby, Abby somebody.” “Abby Normal!?!”

Men in Black “And get a decorator in here quick, cause, DAMN.”

“Elvis ain’t dead, he just went home.”

“A person is smart. People are stupid and panicky.”

Pretty much every line in “The Holy Grail”, “BLazing Saddles” and “Young Frankenstein” and quite a few from “Austin Powers”.

Roy Scheider, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

Bruce Willis, “Yippeekayee, motherfucker”.

theres so many! I can’t think of one.. But one of my favorites is

“maybe that’s all family really is… A group of people who miss the same imaginary place”..
(garden state)

Scarface – “Say hello to my little friend.”

“Squirrel Master won’t always be here. Next time I come for you I’m gonna want cocktail FRUIT” – Half Baked

“unlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with a British accent.” – Robin Hood Men In Tights

“I knew it, I am surrounded by a$$holes.” -Spaceballs

“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” – Dirty Dancing

Transformers — “I drive, you shoot!”

“I want you to hit me as hard as you can”

“Shoot first, then talk.” —-From some western (maybe The Good, The Bad, The Ugly)

from team America: you have balls and I like balls.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do you punk? (Dirty Harry)
Go ahead…make my day! (Sudden Impact, sequel to Dirty Harry)

have your commander ride out say he sorry put his head between his legs and kiss his own arse braveheart

From Sea Wolves: “Shit sir”

this thread has been one of the best I have ever seen on fluther thanks everyone

Yes, judging by the fact that it got five votes for a great question, I think so, too.

and no fighting I will try to think up another one like this

Amen brother!!

snakes why it have to be snakes anyone know what’s it from

It’s by Indiana Jones (not sure which movie), oneye1

first raiders

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more (Network)

How about the most famous one liner that never was: Play it again, Sam (may have been used in a later movie, but Bogart never said it…if my failing memory serves, Woody Allen may have said it in one of his movies)

Go get your effin shine box!!

Who throws a cupcake, honestly?

Dude, what’s mine say? Sweet! What’s mine say? Dude…..

Can you bring me my chapstick?

Again, from Casablanca: “Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.”

@whatthefluther; wonderful answer and fine memory. Woody Allen wrote, directed and starred in “Play it again, Sam.”

Here’s the dialog from Casablanca. Ilsa is Bergman; Rick is Bogart. Sam—>pianist

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.
Sam: [lying] I don’t know what you mean, Miss Elsa.
Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play “As Time Goes By.”
Sam: [lying] Oh, I can’t remember it, Miss Elsa. I’m a little rusty on it.
Ilsa: I’ll hum it for you. Da..dee..da..dee..da..dum, da..dee..da..dee..da..dum…
[Sam begins playing on the piano]
Ilsa: Sing it, Sam.
Sam: [singing] You must remember this / A kiss is still a kiss / A sigh is just a sigh / The fundamental things apply / As time goes by. / And when two lovers woo, / They still say, “I love you” / On that you can rely / No matter what the future brings…
Rick: [rushing up] Sam, I thought I told you never to play…
[Rick sees Ilsa. Sam closes the piano and rolls it away]

@gailcalled thanks for making this a great thread

@oneye: I asked this question ( and gave you attribution) at a small dinner party Saturday night. SRM’s SOME LIKE IT HOT dialog from the closing scene was everyone’s favorite. Then came the lines from Casablanca and Gone With The Wind, To Have and Have Not, Bond movies, Jaws, and some Woody Allen.

Wonderful question, by the way. I wish that people would use a little punctuation for clarity, however.

I’m sorry I’m bad at punctustion will try to be better. and thanks again

“STELLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!”—A Streetcar Named Desire

Stanley Kowalski: “Hey you two hens, cut out that cacklin’ in there.”
Stella: “You can’t hear us…”
Stanley Kowalski: “Well you can hear me, now knock it off!” —also A Streetcar Named Desire

“Show me the money”

I can’t beleive no one got that one before now good job

Thanks, @oneye1 ;}

@oneye1,
I do believe “Congratulations” are in order!
if I am not mistaken, you now hold the record for the MOST responses to a question asked. Champion!!

thanks you should see some of the pm’s I’ve got from this it great and we had no fights everyone just had fun

Yeah, I thought it was/is cool

their is one bigger but its because they turned it into a chat room I don’t want to kill this thread so “there’s no place like home there’s no place like home”
wizard of oz

@accrowell; for the record, here is the last update on the questions that received the most answers – as of March 10. That doesn’t change the fun we have had here. Or the deserved kudos to oneye for his question..

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come on people of fluther their are so many more great lines “I’m sailing look I’m sailing“what about bob

“Who ya gonna call?” GhostBusters

You talkin’ to me? (Taxi Driver)

I see dead people (a Bruce Willis film…I can’t recall the title…there goes the memory again)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
The horror, the horror.
(Both from Apocalypse Now)

OK, one more: I’ll be back (Uttered more than once by our Governor in his prior profession and at least once between terms…I sure hope there are term limits here in California)

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand up philosopher! I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a BULLSHIT artist!

@whattheflutter: that bruce willis movie is the sixth sense

“Stupid is as stupid does.”
“Run, Forrest, Run!!”

—-both from Forrest Gump

surlygirl…thanks for filling in my memory lapse.

ibanezfunk…many apologies for duplicating your answer…I’m sure I read it several days ago so it looks like my short term memory is going too.

Well, I feel I must leave one more to compewnsate for my careless duplication:

Lets do the Time Warp again (The classic and campy Rocky Horror Picture Show}

“To all my friennnnnnnds!” -Barfly

or you could just skip to literally any scene in the movie “xxx” starring Vin Diesel, I’m serious.

“Zed’s dead baby”

you complete me

Your cute, can I have you?

You’re cute….

@gailcalled: touche’ once again!
So many targets, so little time in a day.

touch-é

sorry heavily medicated.

“No survivors, eh? Then where do the stories come from I wonder?”

—Pirates of the Caribbean

How about, “Shut up! You had me at hello” from Jerry MacGuire??

Great question and fabulous answers

What is this, a center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building? The center has to be at least… three times bigger than this!

- Zoolander

Becca: I’m so wet right now.
Seth: Yeah… they said that would happen in health class.

Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They’re like little baby toes.

Becca: I so flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I had samesies.

Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, “I love my best friend, Evan.” Boop!

- Superbad
Okay, maybe not the best movie quotes ever.
Maybe just some of the most ridiculous.
(Plus, I’m watching it right now.)

“Are you happy now? You just RUINED MY LIFE!”

“Yeah? Well we’ll FIX IT LATER, now GET IN THAT CAR!”

—Raising Helen

One final thing I have to do… and then I’ll be free of the past. (Vertigo)