Fill in the blank: "I've always wanted to ____".

shit on my bosses desk.

eat a banana that ripened on the tree.

“Always” is a long time. I can’t think of anything that fits that bill. If you had said , “I’ve wanted to __ for quite a while” it would be ride my bike. (too hot)

I’ve always wanted to get in a cab and say ‘follow that car!’

try double penetration and skydive (not at the same time…although…).

I’ve always wanted to:

Write a play or novel
Be an actor
Find a soul mate
Go back in time
Die peacefully in my sleep when my time comes

@ChazMaz Your answers are always Outrageous. LOL

Do the Argentine Tango.woof! :)

Back a 747 up to my neighbors house and hit the throttle wide open. Let’s see him try and smoke his cheap cigars now huh?

- Live in Costa Rica for a few months.
– See a (good) tribute band. Like Hell’s Belles, an all female AC/DC tribute band.
– Drink in an Irish pub (actually in Ireland).

have lots of true friends
be taken seriously
have fun
become famous

have my own circle of friends

Learn how to swing and jitterbug.
Go ice skating.
Learn a really awesome form of martial arts. Like Ving Tsun Kung Fu.

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities

Good tribute band: “Them” – the King Diamond tribute band. I’ve never heard such a great “Graaaandmaaaaaaah!” from anyone other than King himself in my life.

go back in time in a time machine and preferrably stay there(in bygone years).

Fly a jet fighter. (And shit on Chaz’s boss).

Well, I don’t want to be stung by a bee or break a limb but I’m all right with having a threesome.
Also, I, too, have always wanted to do some time travelling.

I’ve always wanted to go to a Rammstein concert.

go scuba diving.

Make you a sandwich for real. I’d make you a limburger cheese and liverworst sandwich with strawberry jelly and hot peppers.

…visit the set where my favorite T.V. show is taped.

Sail across the Pacific on a 50’ ketch.

@JilltheTooth Sounds like a fabulous dream…I hope you get to some day!

I’ve always wanted to drive from NYC to Redondo Beach, CA.

DP Simone De Beauvoir.

Or drive across the country.

Between Simone and Blackberry I have all kinds of bad thoughts bouncing around inside my head.
Edit: Maybe not so bad after all :)

…be a singer in a rock & roll band (and none of that background chick “doot dootdoot doot doot doot de doot doooo!” stuff, either).

Be a stuntman in a movie. I would of course have access to all the girls I want. Ssshh don’t let on to the wife.

—take part in a revolution (preferably to better the American government)
—speak at least 5 languages fluently

Kick @bob_ ass!

I’ve always wanted to fill in the blank.

@BoBo1946 In the words of Mr T, I pity the fool!

… live completely off the grid in a beautiful woods.

…. visit a third world country to do volunteer work, such as with the red cross or Peace Corpse.

…. spend a month in complete solitude without work, phones, televisions, or any distractions and go all Thoreau ish.

…. be happy and healthy physically and mentally

… have inner peace apart from all external circumstances

….be a better person than I am. Bad me.

…. make tons of art

….. design and build my own home and furniture

…. move to Canada or Alaska . If neither one is possible then Siberia.

…see the following bands live: Maiden, Bolt Thrower, Carcass, Electric Wizard and Possessed

…answer this specific question.

I’ve always wanted to go back to the Netherlands and have a kaassouffle.

dye my hair blue.

I’ve always wanted to have another threesome with women that I dig.
I’ve always wanted to have a child.
I’ve always wanted to sleep in an old castle in Ireland.
I’ve always wanted to live in New York City.

@jjmah Me too!

Except for, I would like to go back to NYC to live.

Lmao….ok Bobalu!!!!

…have a crowd cheering my name.

@rpmpseudonym YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hip hip hurray for Richard!!!! now, we need one more person to cheer to make it a crowd!

yay will that do? I haven’t been on many threads with @rpmpseudonym so I cautiously round out your crowd.

@JilltheTooth How have we not crossed paths yet? All you need to know is that I’m a delightful person who has been snuck into the 10k mansion by an ‘anonymous’ passerby. Either way – thanks for cheers, both of you.

I’ve not even been here 2 weeks yet, but I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot of each other! I’m a pretty delightful person, too, BTW! So, on the basis of all that, I amend my previous answer to YAY!

Hip Hip Hoorarpmpseudonym!!!!
and now it’s a threesome, even better.

I’ve always wanted to sit in with Bruce Hornsby on my clarinet during “Fortunate Son”.
I’ve always wanted to be a good improvisationalist.
I’ve always wanted world peace.
I’ve always wanted Music to rule the world.

I do want to add right now, I have no interest in having a threesome because I am madly in love with my girlfriend and I’m a one woman woman.

drive a tractor

fart in front of an etiquette coach – really, though, what a sinfully boring job.

I’ve always wanted to….speak in every language

meet my true love whom I conjure up.

I’ve always wanted to walk down the Grand Canyon. My plane leaves next Tuesday.

I’ve always wanted to fly to London have a few pints of Ale. Some Fish & Chips. Sing some songs with with the locals. Ya know, just pissin the night away.
Then get on a plane, the next day, and come home.

take a ‘round the world cruise. Holland America is nice, I’ve heard. But I cannot envision being away from the dogs that long.