Nsfw What unusual names have you heard of for your private parts?
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August 28th, 2010
sparked ny another question and a conversation I had with an old school friend. What names do you know of for you private parts? A young girl I knew called her vagina a tuppence, I’ve heard it being called a muff, lady garden, to name a couple. Obviously there are some rather unpleasant terms and I don;t encourage these but it also intregues me that there seems to be a lot more derragortaory terms for females and their parts than for men (who tend to call their bits and pieces more acceptable names)
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spotted some spelling mistakes in the questions, sorry… note to self don’t drink and fluther!
I’ve learned that ‘fanny’ in the U.S. takes on a whole new meaning in the U.K.
what-not
flower
the Y
pinky
ying
kitty
furburger
muff
mother-maker, daddy-maker
gold-mine
treasure trove
and the list goes on…....
Oh also someone called it a foo foo
Oh mustn’t leave the ladies out, velvet cup & love tunnel are two of my personal faves.
I recently heard the female part referred to as “Rosebud” thought that was kind cool “Rosebud”!! I like it! ;)
Joystick,
Coin slot,
who who
box
I could go on I will stop there.
In tantra the privates are called lingam (male) and joni (female).
And in Dutch vagina is also called doos (box in English) but i find that very vulgar.
I’m a fan of cooter and vajayjay.
hoo hoo and pee pee suffice.
For some reason, I don’t really like “other names” for genitalia beyond their normal names. “Dick” is alright, but I really hate “cock”. Any other goofy name I probably hate as well, like “one eyed wiggling welshman” or something along those lines. :P
@DominicX Aw, that makes me sad. “Cock” is one of my favorite words, in and out of this sort of context. It’s just fun to say!
@MacBean
I don’t know, I just don’t like sound of the word, phonologically. And then there’s the fact that it really means something else. The funny thing is, I used to hate “dick” as well. Now I’ve gotten to really like it, especially when my boyfriend and I say it. ;)
“Beef curtains” always makes me wince.
That sounds gross, @le_inferno, i agree. makes me wonder what people who use that term call the female private part…
Puddy tang! Honestly, out of the mouths of babes.
I have the baby bear’s genitals. They’re just right.
“Hootchie” and “Shmeckē” are my favorites.
“Penis” and “Vagina”.
At least, these are the two I hear least often.
@rebbel – I’m also a fan of “yoni” and “lingam”
I’ve heard girl part be refered to as dickpleaser, tulip, vag, pink taco, umm.. I know more but I just can’t think of them at the moment.
Great Caesar’s ghost, for women:
Honey pot
Sugar walls
Bearded clam
Monkey
Slit
Cave
Feminine taco
Guys:
Dork
Dumb stick
Fat bat
3rd leg
Tripod
Robert Earl
Schlong
Tool
Gun
Snausage
Swipe
Sword
Pole
Woody
Pipe
Flag pole
Skin flute
Missile
Drill
We call my boyfriends penis “Bubbles” hahahahaahaahhahhhajzS i love bubbles
“The Big Kahuna!” or “The Little Kahuna!” just a matter of personal preference!
My friends at school call me the “Cock Ness Monster” to my face, and I recently learned that “Cthulhu Penis” is another popular epithet for me in good fun behind my back. These all originated freshmen year, when my first roommate accidentally saw me naked and summarily reported his findings to the entire school.
I had an ex call me Big Red.
@Blondesjon
Look, just because your wife calls you Twizzler don’t project on me.
Wiki
Ankle-spanker
Arrow
Badger
Banana
Bang cock
Bat ‘n’ Balls
Baton
Bazooka
the beast
Bob
Carrot
Cigar
Cock
Cucumber
David
Dick
Digger Dog
Ding-dong
Drill Machine
Engine cranker
Family jewels
Ferret
Fire hydrant
Fishing rod
Flagpole
Foah
the Friendly Gnome
Gigglestick
Glue Stick
the Grandma Chafer
Hole Hunter
Hammer
Hanging Johnny
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Horn
Horse
Hose
Hot dog
Injection
Jackhammer
John Henry
John Thomas
Johnson
Joystick
Kidney-cracker
Knob
Legwarmer
Lemon juicer
Love whistle
Magic wand
Missile
Mushroom
Mutton-dagger
Neck tie
Nizzle
Noob Toob
Number 1
Old blind Bob
On button
One-eyed monster
One-eyed snake
One-eyed trouser trout
Pecker
Peter
Pillar
Pimperclip
Pocket rocket
Popsicle
Pork ‘n’ beans
Pork sword
Priest’s only friend
Rocket
Rod
Rumpleforeskin
Scepter
Showerhead
Skin-Flute
Snake
Snooch
Sperm whale
Spike
Spire
Sprayer
Super Soaker
Syringe
Tallywhacker
Tank
Third leg
Tool
Tower
Trouser snake
Trumpet
Tube steak
Viagra waster
Wang
Wazzu
Weasel
Weenie (Wiener)
Yogurt cannon
Zakaru
I know a chick who calls her vagina a ‘fluff-woo’ kinda cute I think…...
I prefer peach tho :-)
xx
It is common anymore, but I have never understood why anyone would call it junk.
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