Where is the craziest place you've ever had sex?

A home for the mentally challenged. I was visiting and she was a nurse.

Not exactly really crazy but, outside on the front door of this girls house, we couldn’t go inside, and I wasn’t about to cram into my car. It was like 11PM or so

On the hood of the car in the driveway.

So many, so many… hanging out on a crowded pier on a beautiful summer day… the skies open up to a summer shower… we had deep urgent sex right there, I don’t think anyone saw but so what?
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Between two long racks of adjoining long coats of some factory outlet store.
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Hey… want more? Buy me a drink first!

On the roof of a college campus building. A helicopter came flying overhead at one point and was shining it’s light down around us but I don’t think it was precisely for us. Still, kind of exciting and then embarassing. The view of downtown Los Angeles at night was spectacular! Aside from that was hanging over a hotel balcony (not upside down though).

On the ice in the middle of a frozen lake,
or on a snowmobile,
or on the hood of the car in the driveway. (not with @marinelife though)
or an abandoned jail.
I won’t reveal any of the more unusual places because it might give me away.

A window ledge, peering out at a courtyard full of German tourists.

I was a pizza delivery driver, and my girlfriend started giving me a blowjob in my car in the parking lot of the place. It was a really busy night, and another driver walked by and saw, started laughing and went and mentioned it to the manager. The manager actually came out with a few pizzas and told me to hurry up because they needed to be delivered. Eventually the pizzas got delivered, but the manager felt like he had to scold me at the end of my shift for slacking. I really didn’t care.

Beyond that, I once did it in the woods on the other side of a fence next to a busy highway. We were right next to the fence, and definitely got seen.

Also, once on the hood of my shitty 1977 Camaro in a graveyard. That was probably the greasiest place.

so close to 5000

boom

i was going out with a guy who worked in his father’s pizza parlor. i went in one day right around closing time, the place was empty, and we did it on the ladies’ room floor.

On a golf course.

Nothing too crazy here, but Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park in Utah was fun. Til a bunch of guys racing dune buggies tore through right beside us. Thanks guys.

Blowjobs in a library, and a graveyard. Otherwise, all my locations are tame.

A port-a-loo at a music festival

In a bed…..................

On the catwalk above the stage in my university’s theatre.