Whats the best random quote you've ever heard?

If you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything.

“It is better to die like a tiger than it is to live like a pussy.” – Christopher Walken from Balls of Fury

Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

If you risk nothing, you risk everything!

Chruchill ” Never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.’’

Don’t complaign, don’t explain. Unknown

Sometimes I wish I were dead. No wait, not me, you.

—Jack Handey

The people who make great things in the world are not balanced. They are obsessive, compulsive maniacs.
– Jason Calacanis

“Alcoholism, is a disease, but it’s the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you’re an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have Lupis. One of those two doesn’t sound right.” —Mitch Hedberg

Behind every great man…is a surprised mother-in-law.

never regret what once made you smile -marilyn monroe

” well if im a bitch, than your a whore, personally id rather be known for what I do then who I screw” unknown

” those who said money can’t buy happiness, never owned a horse ”

“I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes”
~ Hunter S. Thompson

“The idea is not to die for your country but to make the other poor bastard die for his.” -General George Patton

Next week there can’t be any crisis. My schedule is already full.
– Henry A. Kissinger

“If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough horse power!”
~ Mark Donohue

“Search Fluther to make sure a similar question has not been previously asked”
-A Wise Man

“stick yourself out there and don’t be afraid to get it cut off”

“there are 2 kinds of people in the world. the few who make things happen, some who watch things happen, and the majority who have no idea what has happened”

You mean 3 kinds of people right? Or am I reading it wrong?

haha. yes. thank you.

“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

—Homer Simpson

To the world you are nobody, but to someone you are the world.

Life’s not a garden, so quit being a hoe!

a strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others….

(I heard it last week in a kids movie my son was watching…..lol)

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

everything happens for a reason
xoxo

“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.”