Mid-Atlantic jellies: Can you lend a hand this weekend?

This Saturday, two jellies from Australia will be arriving in Washington, DC. I was to host them overnight and have a meet-up with several of you on Sunday.

Sadly, I’ve come down with bronchitis. Hacking up a lung is SO not conducive to this endeavor. Is there anyone nearby who can offer them overnight accommodations for Saturday night and/or entertain them on Sunday til early afternoon?

I’m so freakin’ pissed at the timing of this illness. >:|