Uoıʇɔnpoɹd uı ʎlʇuǝɹɹnɔ sı ʇɐɥʇ beer ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ sı ʇsqɐd

Why you should get up off the floor, you drunkard?

what did the underage drinker ask the bartender?

(p.s.- how in the heck did you do that?)

ʇǝɹɔǝs ɐ s,ʇı

Two hipsters walk into a bar. What does one of them say?

˙ʇsǝq ˙ɹǝʍsuɐ ˙ɹǝʌǝ

and a bit of Unicode.

Whats the the best thing to say in a bar during opposite day?

What to say to utterly confuse the younger peoples of major cities such as manchester that have IQ’s of -30?

(i can hear them going ‘whuht’ already – sorry for the poor expression of accent and lack of pronunciation)

(Ok, wow, I’m so impressed)

What is the only thing a brooklyn hipster would say to an upstate redneck?

what is the only this an upstate country-at-heart gal would say to a brookyn fad-follower?

Why should I have another?
(WAY cool, dude!)

Why are there so many PBR cans at burnside?

What is, “Don’t talk back to me”?

this is really cool!!!! You have to share how you did that!!!!!

Heineken, eff that sh**t…PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Say you didn’t bid on an Old Milwaukee hat recently, did you? I was selling one and saw a JPowell.