How hard is it to rent a trained monkey in San Diego?

He’s already the Governator.

i tried to find a chimp for sale online and had no luck.

It’s a lot easier to say “bad idea’’.

Does this have something to do with your wedding?

I think it might be easier to have someone dress up in a monkey suit and have them deliver flowers or whatever you want to send (chocolate covered frozen bananas might be a cute thing to send someone…)
; )

I own a gorilla suit and would volunteer to do this for you, but I live in San Francisco.

Cheeb: No, not for my wedding. A friend asked me to ask this for a birthday surprise he wants to give his girlfriend. I was expecting answers along the lines of “bad idea” but I promised my friend I would ask.

I was away for a week and didn’t see this question Riser, but I think you know what I’m going to say. Bad idea. Those entertainment industry animals are treated SO poorly.

http://www.chimpcollaboratory.org/

Check it out, it may change how you or your friend thinks about chimps in entertainment.

Brownlemur,

My friend doesn’t have a soul and I was getting so sick of him asking me to ask this for him, I finally did… at the expense of losing respect.

why would you lose respect for that?

being “the guy that wants to rent a monkey” was not something I wanted to be affiliated with.

Its better than the guy who wants to rent a bear, I guess?
if you makes you feel any better, I still respect you riser ; )

Thanks Cheeb (sends more confetti)

★ yay! ★