Ohhh, I want a Vespa scooter, they’re sooo cute!”
Oh, yeah frackin adorable. You know what else is adorable? Permanent disfigurement because of your cute little excuse for a vehicle.
Really, If you want something small and gas efficient that only has two wheels, GET A MOTORCYCLE.
“But motorcycles are so unsafe…”
I beg to differ my trendy friend.
They are in fact, much safer than your petite fashion-statement bike.
Think about it:
Vespas do not travel as fast at motorcycles. This does NOT make them safer. It makes it so you do not have the choice to speed up to avoid hazards.
Veapas are also less maneuverable than motorcycles, adding to the difficulty avoiding hazards.
Some jerk wad doesn’t see your tiny moped and starts to merge into you. You can’t speed up to avoid him, or maneuver out of the way, so where does that leave you?
Smeared across the pavement.
And your trendy little helmet won’t help because it just wouldn’t be cute to wear a full face helmet.
And your body will be mangled because what would be the point of riding a cute Vespa if you didn’t look cute riding it? Actual protective gear isn’t at all chic, that polo and sandals look so much cuter with the scooter’s paint job anyway.
Man up, get a motorcycle, and ride it safely with all the correct gear.
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Sorry to rant, working part time with an EMT has shown me waaaay too many dead kids on mopeds. please, PLEASE avoid these death traps.