Who wants to try and write another story?
Let’s try this. Use 5 words in your response. Let’s try to write another collective poem!
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it all started with bubblegum.
Bubblegum was stuck in my
in my friend, Pablo’s ear
whispering so he can hear
Pablo was quite unhappy, so
side, comforting me, but the
cockroaches looking for sparkly delicious
Parasites to munch on during
a Jetsons re-run. Then suddenly
there arose a resounding din
at the transparent view of her
dress, they wouldn’t stare
because a bear was coming.
I don’t think I’ll be publishing another, by the way. I basically don’t do work as it is. :)
peanut butter in her hair???
somehow the jelly mutated into
Introduced Randy Jackson to a
Paula Abdul-esque porn star.
who enjoyed American Idol.
“This will only end badly”
this will only end badly
because the jelly can’t sing
O’Bubblegum! can’t thou ‘ear the ring?
it sounded like ling aling
and prove to the world
welcome to fluther sourintel
that Dora the explorer is
the true meaning of life.
She’s also an illegal immigrant.
from the unknown place called
Hialeah. But Ho! O’Bubblegum observe
This story needs to end soon.
This story should never end
a small man approaching wearing
something that took unadultered nerve.
Without a warning he swiftly
Kicked a can of mushrooms
opened with elan, using only
do we not have a rule about consecutive posts by same person?
that was a rule in the first fluther question, but i am guessing elman wasn’t a flutherer at that time
lets add that to this one too. Otherwise it’s too easy for one person to write a big chunk of it on their own
using his left big toe
You were fighting a giant
?” The man responded with a
judochop are you serious?
wizard, stop effing it up! (joking)
or the giant will strike (hahaha)
with no mercy or consideration
china is bigger than monstrous
ly strange story that’s over.
You can’t replicate an awesome fluke, nothings ever as good the second time.
Take for example movie sequals.
But suddenly, I grabbed a
crowbar and smashed the story
into a million copy-cat pieces.
THE END
Over before it began.
staying with 5 word theme
@ eambos – you had four words
I agree with Eambos, very bad idea of only five words per post.
i don’t think Eambos was saying that at all
What I meant was the under five word limit. If it was six I would’ve said “It was over before it began.”
Is it me, or has this fallen apart a little early?
it spun giant circles while
I killed this malignant growth.
it revived itself and ordered
a delicious strawberry smoothie to
He remembered why he killed
Because it wasted time + resources.
serve his master in foreign
really just stop! He shouted
bathtub. Now the end, yes?
said the young gnome wearing
A shirt that reads “STOP.”
The end, no doubt about it.
His lost his shirt. Soon,
It burned to the ground.
THE END
But under the ashes, there
Since I’m the only other contributor I’m goingto stop posting. Just because it was cool the first time doesnt mean a garbage copy will also do as well.
were miniature well-armed cute
little bunnies, hopping toward the
massage chair that was covered
with old alarm clocks that
kicked jack sparrow in the
gonads everytime he began to
suck his birth mothers fun
bags with intense Feudian enthusiasm.
So, after a longggg sigh, he
…took a long drink from his whiskey bottle, and
smoked a nice fat blunt.
isnt it suppose to be 5 words
But suddenly, from outside the bedroom, there was a large crash. It was
BoyWonder bitch-slapping Siren for using more than 5 words in this thread.
Ooops! He hollered. My mistake-
“Let me get my motherf*cking meat cleaver,” he said as she wimpered in pain like a dying dog.
“isnt it suppose to be 5 words” she mocked to his face
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