What would you give the ex-bride at her divorce party?

A toolbox and/or an Ann Summers gift basket.

Divorce party? Never heard of it… but something randy… toys maybe? wink wink

If that’s a little inappropriate, get her some nice shampoos/soap/spa-kit things.

Any day-spas around? You two going out and getting pampered might be fun. And I think catering to her emotional needs might help more than a new microwave.

Tickets to an event, membership in a group that covers a hobby or interest of hers, or a homemade “gift certificate” inviting her out for dinner. Once the party’s over, long lonely evenings can stretch ahead.

You really should just throw another bachelorette party… makes sense welcoming her back to being single

if you opt for the shampoo be sure to add a cd of the “wash that man right outta my hair” song

By FAR the best answer I can imagine! Thanks!

Introduce her to your coool older brother.

Acck, no dating for months. Many relationship experts suggest a full year to mourn the relationship and experience all the anniversaries. Friends are different.

A long trip. Cancun, preferably.

If you’re willing, you can give her homemade coupons for free “bitch sessions.” I don’t know how close you two are, but she may want that.