If Weezer made a song about Fluther how would it go?

Awesome! Two great things put together? What else could you expect?

Maybe something like “My Name is Jonas”

To the tune of Pork and Beans.

They say I need a life, because mine is bare,
All I do is go on Fluther…everywhere.
I go on my iPhone, day and night
This sensation gives me a fright

Imma do the things that I wanna do
I ain’t go no lurve to give to you.
I’ll keep my lurve
and pm you,
Excuse my manners
if I flag you.
I ain’t gonna join you in the chat
I’m finally happy and that is that
One look at myself
and you could tell,
I’m addicted to Fluther
and I don’t care.

Everyone likes to surf
the interweb (Web, Web)
With an RSS feed
and a guy named Bab(o) (Bab, Bab)
JP knows the way to reach the top of the charts
Maybe if I work with him, I can get my start.

Imma do the things that I wanna do
I ain’t go no lurve to give to you.
I’ll keep my lurve
and pm you,
Excuse my manners
if I flag you.
I ain’t gonna join you in the chat
I’m finally happy and that is that
One look at myself
and you could tell,
I’m addicted to Fluther
and I don’t care.

Isn’t Babo female?

I never knew.

Nah. Look at his profile. He refers to himself as, well, “he”.

Babo is a girl! Great lyrics tho!

I love pork and beans! Your rendition is just as good, beast! Nice work!!!

(to the tune of Dreamin’)

—

I fluther
In the mornin’
I fluther all
Through the night
And when I fluther
I get
Those answers right
Woo, hoo, hoa

I fluther
In the evening
I fluther
All through the day
And when I fluther
I know I’ll get GA’d
Woo, hoo, hoa

Beast you know
He wrote his verse
I had that idea
but he got here first
Some day I’ll just
quit my job
so I can
Fluther all day long

I fluther
In the mornin’
I fluther all
Through the night
And when I fluther
I get
Those answers right
Woo, hoo, hoa

I fluther
In the evening
I fluther
All through the day
And when I fluther
I know I’ll get GA’d
Woo, hoo, hoa

JP says
[ something ] cock-punch
It will get GA’d
I have this hunch
Even though he said
!%`#*@ it’s okay
He said it all
in his witty way.

But I
Gotta be a big boy
(I don’t wanna get banned)
Woah
Oy! Hoi polloi!
(It’s fun to rhyme with boy)

When I start to feel
Addiction overwhelming me
(I really want the lurve)
I soon forget
All about responsibility
(I really want the lurve)
I click around
In a wide-awake daydream
(I really want the lurve)
Yay! it’s another
question by AC!

There’s Dr. J
In the header
And the admins
Are hanging around
And moderators
Watch the flags and
start to ban
when trolls abound

I am reading
(I am reading)
Through old questions
(Through old questions)
And the jellyfish
(And the jellyfish)
All surround me
(All surround me)
I am typing
(I am typing)
My head is spinning
(My head is spinning)
I can feel so proud
(I can feel so proud)

All my questions
(All my questions)
I am asking
(I am asking)
They are wonderful
(They are wonderful)
Why won’t they answer?
(Why won’t they answer?)
Why won’t they answer?
(Why won’t they answer?)
Why won’t they?
(Why won’t they?)
Why won’t they?
(Why won’t they?)
I am reading
(I am reading)
Through old questions
(Through old questions)
And the jellyfish
(And the jellyfish)
All surround me
(All surround me)
I am typing
(I am typing)
My head is spinning
(My head is spinning)
I can feel so proud
(I can feel so proud)

I fluther
In the mornin’
I fluther all
Through the night
And when I fluther
I get
Those answers right
Woo, hoo, hoa

I fluther
In the evening
I fluther
All through the day
And when I fluther
I know I’ll get GA’d
Woo, hoo, hoa

(Woo, hoo)
Hoa
(Woo, hoo)
Hoa
(Woo, hoo)
Hoa
(Woo, hoo)
Hoa
(Woo, hoo)
Woah

I don’t want to get
off this website
I don’t want to get
off this website
I don’t want to get
off this website
Go get some lurve!

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(Also, yay red album! Is there a length limit on answers?)

I kind of think we are more of a They Might Be Giants kind of site.

I always thought we were more of a Neil Sedaka kind of site, until the Abers came that is. ~

GQ! And well done musical jellies.