What is the muck in your eyes that appears after you wake up?

The carcass of dream trolls pounded to a bloody pulp
by your awesome dreaming abilities.
Or so I’ve been told.

In all seriousness, it’s formed from:
mucus, tears, leaked blood cells, dead skin cells from the eyelids, and dust.

Nah. Nimis is lying, it’s definitely troll bodies.

Woobies.

Crusties!

eye boogers

Optiguck.

Sandman sand, of course.

or so we tell our son!