Why does Whole Foods hire only waify affeminate granola guys as checkers?

effeminate

Maybe because young and dumb is how Whole Paycheck likes 'em, hungry and willing to work for low wages and without a union.

Might it be because those are the people who choose to apply for jobs at such a crunchy granola kinda store?

Perhaps sweeping generalities about any subset of people is dangerous. Is there no male working in any Whole anyway who doesn't fit your pejorative description.. Could I say, for example, that all people who use "waify" and misspell "effeminate" have some character flaw? Risky and bigoted, it seems to me..

Yes of course. I am living proof, as I have character flaws, as probably many people do, like those uncreative people who can't think of anything but your spellining to criticize.