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bodyhead's avatar

Which novelty toilet seat would you recommend?

Asked by bodyhead (5530points) November 15th, 2008

I’m considering replacing my toilet seat. Of course if I was to do so, I would need something fantastic to replace it with.

Do you have any recommendations on novelty toilet seats?

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adri027's avatar

if I could copy and paste I’d show you the clear one with the duckies they sell at osh or the glow in the dark one thats not at osh but I’m sure you can find them

damien's avatar

So you can fluther while you crap?

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bodyhead's avatar

@amurican
I would actually need a bigger toilet for that. I just want a regular sized seat for a normal sized toilet.

lynzeut's avatar

Whatever you do please don’t get one of those plastic padded ones. They make your bum sweat and are creepy to sit on.

asmonet's avatar

@lynzeut: You’re having a rather toilety day today, aren’t you?

lynzeut's avatar

Give the red eye “the red eye”.
Always watching

damien's avatar

Warning: This toilet seat may give you pink-eye

lynzeut's avatar

@ asmonet I am, but in my defense I am not the one asking the questions, just sharing my expertise

@ damien good one

syz's avatar

They truly unwelcoming toilet seat: barbed wire.

http://www.squidoo.com/ToiletSeats#module6723200

jcs007's avatar

This is the awesomest toilet seat I have ever seen.

aanuszek1's avatar

Why don’t you replace the whole toilet?

And then add jellies?

andrew's avatar

How about one that’s heated, deodorizing, and helps clean your bum? toto washlet.

if you’re interested, I’m upgrading mine and selling it. Seriously.

SoapChef's avatar

OMG Andrew, you have a toto?! My brother has one and he is really anal about who uses it. We give him shit about it all the time.

asmonet's avatar

Wow, soapchef. Wow.

Nimis's avatar

TOTO! Those toilets in Japan are crazy! They have at least a half dozen functions on even the most mundane models. Besides being heated, deodorizing and helping to clean your bum*, they also played music. My favourite function was the one that makes flushing sounds to cover up any disconcerting rumbling of the bowels. The hardest function to part with was the warming one though. My tush never felt so spoiled!

* Not only was there a built in bidet-there were multiple angles to choose from! To the undiscerning bidet user might not think there’s a difference, but you were quick to discover that while some angles were pleasantly refreshing others could really make you feel a little violated. Seriously.

andrew's avatar

Seriously. Selling mine. For cheap.

Nimis's avatar

Is it the model with the auto-detect thingy? What exactly is cheap?
I just realized that I don’t even know what a normal toilet costs!

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syz's avatar

@onlinebathrooms Please see the fluther guidelines regarding self and commercial promotion.

anarekist's avatar

cant go wrong with pure gold.

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