Bitten by zombie. Wtf to do?
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February 27th, 2009
Random question what to do if I was bitten by a zombie. I do not know exactly what type of zombie it was. Am I fucked?
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Suicide. It’s the only socially responsible thing to do after a zombie bite, but before you become one of them.
tell your freind to do you a favor and kill you
Assimilate as best as you can and acquire a taste for human flesh. That’s going to be on your menu a lot from now on.
Find a school for the gifted…. if you’re going to feast on human brains anyway… why not go to a place with a more refined menu?
1.) Find gun.
2.) Point said gun at your head.
3.) Pull trigger.
You know, unless you want to be a prick and come back to attack the living. In which case, just find someplace to slowly rot and die.
Whatever you do, do it away from me!! ha ha!
Run far, far away, before you eat babies… once they’re in sight, you may not be able to resist yourself. : )
If you get bitten by a zombie you’d better get the heck away from me, cause I’m not gonna let a zombified human hang around.
Immediately kill yourself. Get far enough away that your blood doesn’t spatter on anyone else.
You turn into one of them, plain and simple.
28 Days Later “Infected” i think you had a chance to cut the limb.
It’s probably a waste of time now to fill out those applications to Graduate School
Somehow remove your head from your body.
Throw a bubble party and have lots of sex
ok… who’s up for bubbles?
I am! But I think I’ll just watch people having sex….. Maybe…..well…..maybe I’ll join in, good chance zombie dude will kill me that night, should have fun .
Dont worry, I’m sure you’ll still be able to find work.
@babirurtle36 life is meant to be enjoyed… you never know what’s coming for you!
hence my quote of the day:
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. ~Erma Bombeck
@Loser, of course, the DMW specializes in hiring Zombies!
The books by Max Brooks will help. Just remember, he’s Mel’s kid, so his advice might be tongue in cheek. Let out your inner zombie, and then, visit a school for the gifted, as Dr_C suggested.
the max brooks book is awesome
Cut off your hand and attach a chain saw to the stump.
Well, you’ll have to make a quick decision as to the source of the zombie that bit you. Only two sources come to mind. Blood disease, and magic. If it’s magic, you’re already spelled and you’re done. So if you have any hope you’ll have to assume it’s blood transfered.
Consider it like a snake bite. If it’s on your torso or somewhere you can’t put a tourniquet on then you’re done. But if it’s on an expendable limb, use whatever you have handy to cut the blood flow best you can. Then remove the appendage as fast as you can. Help from someone else can be useful here. If you’ve done this fast enough, you may survive the infection.
@proximo Sure, ruin all our fun and do that. :P
stockpile some brains for later snacking
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