Best way to dispose of a body?
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April 1st, 2009
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I understand that if you call 911, they’ll take it away.
wendy’s chili is popular.
I sure hope you’re talking about a cat…
It doesn’t matter what you do, you will get caught. You do know that the man is watching you as we speak, right?
Best way would be to chop it up into small enough bits they fit into a carrier bag. You then have to telephone cyclopes from the x-men so he can blast it . If he doesnt answer his phone call superman to take it away or blend it in a blend-tec blender but remember “dead person smoke, dont breath this ”
Always let the guy who kills worry about that. Then you shoot HIM too.
Deep freeze then use a wood chipper on the frozen corpse.
Why would you dispose of the body, could feed you and your family for a while ( depending on the size of body) !.
Burger King’s not taking them anymore? ~
Wimpy take the extra meat i cannot eat, seems to please there customers tho
@johnpowell WOW! That guy’s got it down. Good attention to detail too. Yikes!
First off, never kill on impulse. Not enough time to figure a plan.
Now there might not b enough time to help you out now, but the best way to dispose of a body is a pig farm. Bribe the owner or kill him (you’re a murderer now anyways, why quit while you’re ahead?). Starve the pigs for a few days then throw the body to them. A group of 5–10 that haven’t been fed for a few days will tear into the corpse leaving nothing behind. NOTHING!
@forestGeek—got a recipe?
My copy of “To Serve Man” is still packed.
6 gallons milk
2 pounds all-purpose flour
1 gallon vegetable oil
1/2 gallon white sugar
1 finely chopped human
10 cups salt
6 cups ground black pepper
4 cups garlic powder
In a 10 gallon saucepan, heat oil. Gradually stir in flour. Let this form a paste, or roux. Then, gradually stir in the milk and continue stirring until thickened. Add chooped human to white sauce mixture. Add sugar, salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Mix well and simmer for 2 hours over low heat. If soup is not as thick as desired, mix a small amount of corn starch with a small amount of water and add to soup. Simmer for 10 minutes.
Drive to Florida = gator bait.
-Chop it up into small pieces
-Bury in four separate graves
-Dig graves ten feet deep, add copious amounts of quicklime
Pigs. lots of hungry pigs. be sure to remove the teath and finger nails as to not hurt the little piggies’ digestion.
Feed it to hyenas. Hyenas are the last of the great bone-crushers, and are able to ingest even the pelvis and skull. “They have extremely strong jaws in relation to their body size and have a very powerful digestive system with highly acidic fluids, making them capable of eating and digesting their entire prey, including skin, teeth, horns and bones.” Source
No need to go to Africa – just find hyenas in a captive setting and toss it over the fence.
Woodchipper at a pig farm.
That’ll do it.
Everyone is so funny today! I gave everyone lurve for this one!
Grind him up into Chili and feed it to his children
hey, it worked for Eric Cartman
You can really tell it’s a depression from the tone of many of these answers. Soylent Green is not far away.
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