Does every boy?
Masturbate, sorry about the question. My friends and I were wondering today
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It’s impossible to say for sure, but probably. Girls do, too.
Well to say that every boy does, is a false statement. You can’t say that everyone in a certain demographic does everything that a certain percentage does.
But I’d say a majority does. I would say the same about people that menstruate, too.
I’m sure there’s one or two out there that don’t.
“Every” is a dangerous word. But yes.
Good point Boots. It would be difficult without hands.
I agree with @dverhey‘s response. They all seem to figure it out eventually. Doesn’t mean every single guy continues to.
Just to add, I hate when people laugh or think it’s a lie when a guy says he doesn’t masturbate. Some guys don’t. It’s not a big deal.
@dverhey Hands or not, 13 year old boys will figure it out somehow. Shoot, my hands got tired when I was that age, forcing me to figure out other methods.
Thank you for all the answers : )
3 out of 4 boys do. The other one does too.
Yes. Lol They have too. Or they get build ups.
Oh yeah, you betcha!
That took a while to answer, my hands were busy.
boys don’t. but teens and men do.
ladies too. oo la la
Well you kind of have to—whether you want to or not. Your body needs it. If you don’t masturbate, you have wet dreams. It’s your body’s way of coping with the sexual angst. Every guy knows this, but now every guy realizes you can stop wet dreams by jerking off every now and then. Mormons probably don’t masturbate—intentionally, but when they fall asleep…whoosh.
@picardo Yet another reason why I’m not a Mormon.
@picardo: Now I am far from Mormon, but did you have to bring them into this? :)
@eponymoushipster – Boys do! When I was in 5th grade, one little lad in the 3rd grade got caught with himself in a far corner of the building outside by the playground matron. He was razzed for weeks by the older boys about why he didn’t have enough sense to go at himself in the bathroom, poor mite.
@eponymoushipster Just little boys? But you’re okay with thinking about little girls doing it? Who’s the perv now? ;)
@DrasticDreamer i never even mentioned little girls. so ha.
if i’m gonna be a perv, it’s gonna be for adults!
So if a guy doesn’t masturbate, he’ll literally explode?
I’m cracking myself up here.
@casheroo Really, We’ll explode?
Who can guess what I’m doing now?
I would say yes, eventually, in 99.9987% of all cases. This, of course, excludes @RandomMrdan who got some help as explained here
@eponymoushipster Maybe thats why I caught my husband sobbing and washing the sheets one morning ~
Seriously though, wet dreams totally freak me out. I mean, I have erotic dreams all the time, but wake up before the best part.
@eponymoushipster Okay, well it grosses me out. Is that better? I’ve never encountered it happening to anyone before. And I’ve known a handful of men who have claimed to never masturbate.
Not once they work out what girls are for…
@casheroo it’s a natural function. it’s like you and your, you know, bleeding. or whatever. both men and women have naturally occurring leaks. Ours just don’t stain as badly.
@dverhey No. My joke was about wet dreams aka “exploding”
I guess it’s flying over everyones head.
@eponymoushipster No need to get defensive! It’s completely natural! I know. lol
No. It’s not really flying over my head. I just choose to be silly.
@casheroo I believe the preferred term is Romance Explosion.
If we’re talking about explosions here, I think it’s gonna fly over your head. Or at least hit you in the face…
So that’s why adults need vinyl sheets…
actually i prefer it when the lady has a sexy explosion.
Good thing I always wear my galoshes!
@DrasticDreamer lol4rl. This thread, your latest answer specifically, is why I love fluther.
why has no one said “Skeet skeet skeet” yet?
And every man and woman does too, (I think)
I would like to remind everyone of the prevalence of masturbation (edited) in popular culture.. anyone old enough to remember “dancing with myself” “she bop” or “I touch myself”?
@Dr_C “masturbaiont”? is that the french style?
I’d be willing to bet that an astounding majority do, or at least has at some point. some do it too much, some don’t do it enough…
Doc… my brother(also my roomate) was singing I touch myself in the shower… seems creepy when a 28 year old guy sings that to be honest….
lol my 7 year old cousin sang it once… now that was just hilarious…
now who’s the asshole that taught him that?
..guilty…
@ABoyNamedBoobs03 you’re going straight to hell for that one… but in the funniest way!
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