Do you have a name for your schmoopiepapoopie?

I feel like I used to, but can’t remember now…sometimes I say ‘my hoo-ha’

Princess Fifi

@uberbatman hahahahha

lmao

you will fear the princess….

@Grisaille he calls you that?

One girl called me Buckets.

Damn straight.

Wait, what?

schmoopiepapoopie? What the heck is that?

@Darwin a cutesy pet name for your SO

@eponymoushipster really? this isn’t the question about our genital names…huh

I knew a girl once who was called Bottles, because they weren’t big enough to be called Jugs.

ohhh man, i thought genital names tooo

@Simone_De_Beauvoir i’m pretty sure it’s pet names, otherwise my “buckets” takes on a meaning i totally didn’t intend.

and, seriously, if you call your junk “schmoopiepapoopie” – wow. just wow.

I guessed by “schmoopiepapoopie” it was for SO, but with “Captain Jack Sparrow” I thought it was genitals. I don’t really know.

Back when I was last in a relationship, neither of us used pet names or anything, just kinda added “hey,” to the start of a sentence.
My penis is, of course, The Punisher.

@Sarcasm so it’s been the star of two shitty movies and no one knows what to do with it?~

well then I call him ‘love’

Well in the case that it was SO, my answer is “baby cakes”

SuperPuss.

Oh, how hilariously unfortunate this question turned out.

@chelseababyy you call him “SuperPuss”?

@Grisaille so which did you mean?

I thought we were talking SO nicknames, but then the genital nicknames came and I got confused!

I don’t usually give a lot of nicknames, it’s just not something I do. I seem to get nicknames though. An ex would call me “cuddlebug” or “lovebug” but that used to crack me up because I used that for my pets, and so did he.

I call my husband “sweet potato” or sweet potatoie” sometimes, or “big daddy”.

thats what you get for being vague grisaille :P

@eponymoushipster Ahahahaha. GA regarding the punisher.

I’m so confused as to whether this is about genitals or lovers….

Genitals. Oh, jeez.

I am lol4rling.

Particularly at @uberbatman‘s Princess Fifi.

i love it when they call me Big Poppa

@eponymoushipster Two shitty movies? That just takes fetish to a whole new level.

@Grisaille dude, seriously? <rolls eyes> Schmoopiepapoopie? c’mon.

The Sugar Bowl and Little Guy (I assure you it is a tall guy being called Shorty kinda thing.)

When he was around four, my youngest son announced that his shmoopiepapoopie was called Boulevard. He has referred to it as such ever since.

In all honesty, I should have let the fog of confusion take over, just for my own enjoyment.

Damn, me.

@eponymoushipster Don’t hate.

lol, no I do not have a name for my schmoopiepapoopie. I always thought naming that kind of thing was bizarre.

I also thought you were talking about SOs. I guess that means I don’t have a dirty mind. :)

@SuperMouse what the what?

@eponymoushipster I listed the pet names we have for each other’s shmoopiepapoopies. I guess I should have been more clear. However, I did date a guy once who called the whole package “Big Jim and the Twins.”

@DominicX Wait.. Is that your schmoopiepapoopie down there? Or your schmoopiepapoopie you just got?

We call each other ‘boy’, just to answer the question.. Yeah.. We’re boring people.

seriously, is this about genitals or SOs?! Stop confusing me people.

@Saturated_Brain

No, I think giving a cutesy nickname for your SO is perfectly normal. It’s the genital nickname I think that’s weird. As for Rory, I don’t really have a nickname for him. His name is already the cutest boy name possible.

I was kidding btw, I don’t call it anything.

@casheroo the former, oddly enough.

@chelseababyy sure.

@SuperMouse he put a lot of thought into that, didn’t he?

Banger.

Ah yes.. I forgot.. We also call each other ‘idiot’, but I use it more frequently.

@DominicX I have to agree that Rory is a really cute name. Again, congrats! =)

@eponymoushipster No really. I don’t.

Schmoopiepapoopie is…like.. too long a word to be about genitals. Right?

One guy used to call my boobs Thelma and Louise. Another called them M&M’s (melt in your mouth not in your hand).

No one’s called my…“you know” anything. Damnit. Now I want a nickname for it.

@jeanna do you like bootunia?

Oh, okay.

I call it my vagingo.
I call a penis a peen. Usually just to gross my husband out.
No fun names.

@jeanna
How about “Fluffy”?

@PerryDolia depends on the fellow, i’d reckon.

@jeanna Foux Du Fafa?

@casheroo…and me. gag. worst.term.ever.

Removed because I totally misunderstood the question in the same way that @eponymoushipster did.

That means it’s time for bed. ‘Night, jellies.

If you mean what I call my girlfriend I have a lot of names for her; habibiti, hun, my love, amira, honeybun, my princess, and my goddess.

I call my husband by his name. Call me old fashioned, but he answers every time I do.

@cyndihugs Ha. I know why you said that. :) Not sure that’s…sexy enough.

@PerryDolia Fluffy wouldn’t work since it’s rarely “fluffy”.

@eponymoushipster You know me so well. And yet you don’t. heh Try again. :)

@jeanna Business Time?

@jeanna roxy?

In my younger days, kitty. Go ahead and groan… I know. These days, no nick names for schmoopiepapoopies. Though that might be my new favorite word.

I love this question; it just keeps making me smile.

@eponymoushipster Business time, eh? I kinda like that.

@cyndihugs Roxy. Hmm. Not bad.

@jeanna I’ll still go back with the bootunia….it would probably make boots happy that you named (....) after him(boots)....
:)

I have called mine my ‘pookie bear’ since I was a teenager! Yes I got it from Garfield!

Schmoopiepapoopie is like @eponymoushipster: You aren’t completely sure you’re pronouncing it right but just trying makes you laugh. Seriously. Both @eponymoushipster and @Grisaille should record themselves pronouncing those words.

@jeanna “MnM”???? Then why do you melt in my hand???

Should I start calling you Bootunia???

@jeanna done

and Business time works, because you can go: you know what this is? it’s business time!

@jeanna I told you so. :))

@boots No! I like “business time”. Let’s go with that!

@jeanna woohoo!

i thought my voice had brought this thread to a quick demise…

Business time?

BF doesn’t understand.

@eponymoushipster You were supposed to do your name, too…

@boots dude, i hooked you up. “Hey jeanna, know what time it is? it’s business time!”

@jeanna done

I’m assuming at this point we’re going with SO names.
In which case, darling is lovely. As is love.

The first boy who calls me Poppet without being told and without sounding fake is gonna get some.
Just sayin’.

And naming genitals is weird. Do not want.

@asmonet sounds like you need to meet @Grisaille Captain Jack Sparrow…doesn’t he say that?

@eponymoushipster I’m the fellow in the green hat in @jeanna‘s avatar.

I will smack you with VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!

@eponymoushipster: No, the gross pirate says it to Elizabeth in her house when they’re being attacked. :’(

At least, I don’t think Jack says it, it would make my naughty dreams that much more exciting…

@asmonet oh? i’ve never seen the films…

@boots i know. did you not see what i just said?

Business time FTW! I love it. Silly @boots.

@asmonet HEY

@eponymoushipster I misread… Much apologies and what not.

@jeanna It IS business time. >;-)

That’s it. Schmoopiepapoopie is the new Fluther meme for all things genital.

@Grisaille feel free to link to me pronouncing it.

Shhhmoo-pee

pah

poo-pee

Schmoopiepapoopie.

@eponymoushipster j’aime toi voix

@cyndihugs merci ;)

LOL4RL!! You guys are sooo dirty ;)
to answer the question, I never did call him any of those names.

@casheroo Love that you call a penis a peen. I call it a peenie which is way worse I realize but anyway if I say that to a guy that basically tell me that they’ll be soft for the rest of the night. and who wants that so usually I have to keep that one to myself :(

He used to call me his queen, queenie, etc. It was cute. He also happens to really, really, like the band Queen. buried homosexuality?

@le_inferno are you a fat-bottomed girl?~

@eponymoushipster Well done.

@cyndihugs Shouldn’t it be ‘ta’ instead?

@eponymoushipster Well! I wouldn’t venture to call it fat, but….

@le_inferno do you like to ride your bicycle?

@Saturated_Brain
Don’t know
should have paid more attention in french class. oh darn.

@cyndihugs haha it is. ‘Voix’ is a feminine noun, and the possessive forms of the pronoun ‘tu’ is either ‘ton’ or ‘ta’, not ‘toi’, which is you or yourself (thank you wordreference.com)

@Saturated_Brain Freak anglais :P

@Tink1113 oui

ROTFLMFAO!

they said “Schmoopiepapoopie”!

For some reason, I’ve never been too much for pet names of either type. I have used genital euphemisms, such as schlong and tootie, but no real pet names.

Wifey and I did go through a phase of calling each other “Bebbiekecks” and referring to “50 watts per channel”, and those terms of endearment still bubble up sometimes.

@cyndihugs Haha, je le savais!
were probably gonna get modded…

@Tink1113 I don’t think so…we’re whispering. Remember?

@cyndihugs Yeah but it’s out of topic :O

@Tink1113 That’s why you whisper!

@Yetanotheruser I know but what if a Mod comes in and says “Hey, those three are talking about getting modded, well they will if they don’t go back to talking about schmoopiepapoopie!”

@Tink1113 You’re so funny. We’re not going to get modded. I hope not. :)

@Tink1113 said “schmoopiepapoopie!”

@cyndihugs Haha thanks. I hope we don’t either :)
We will just wait and see…

I think it’s so late at night no one will notice us whispering here in the corner about schmoopiemapoopie

<————mod notices.

see??

oops!

oh darn.

I’m going to find my bebbiekcecks and see if she’s up for 50 watts per channel.

Pet names: Guy I have been dating has taken to calling me “tidbit” and “cakes.” Adorable, no?

Genitalia: My roommate went through a phase of referring to vaginae as various Mexican food items:

“How’s your chalupa?”
“My chimichanga…”

There’s not a lot of privacy in this house.

@nikipedia I like chimichanga..my babysister calls it like that. :)

@cyndihugs How do you know what your babysitter calls it!!

@Yetanotheruser read my last response again…..(baby….)
:)

oops! It’s late!

Kudos to Grisaille for this question. Smiles all around folks!

handsome devilman, future-ex-husband
For some reason I can’t imagine giving his genitals any nicknames. I believe that’s a good sign.

The Luv Bear

My marriage is sadly lacking in nicknames for anything. Therefore, I am going to refer to my SO and our respective genitalia as schmoopiemapoopie from this day forward. I’ll be like, “Hey schmoopiemapoopie, bring that schmoopiemapoopie over here and I’ll show you my schmoopiemapoopie.”

@eponymoushipster – I already knew how to say your name, I was waiting for a pronounciation lesson on schmoopiemapoopie. I saw the phonetic spelling of it, but I would like to hear it out loud.

I call my junk Pastullio, I call my girlfriend babe, and she refers to hers as the onion snapper.

@rooeytoo check this quip out. click on done.

@Capt_Bloth Obey pastullio….obeyyyyyyy

Μatakia Μoy (Ματάκια μου)

@eponymoushipster – wow there was so much banter, I missed it. Thank you, now I am going to listen to it and your name over and over again so that I never forget it and in case I ever have the opportunity to use either word in conversation, I will not feel foolish by mispronouncing them!

@rooeytoo it’s ok, your australian. you mispronounce everything.~ ;)

@eponymoushipster – hehehehe, you are smart arse!!! (That’s aussie for…..you know!!!)

@rooeytoo…brad pitt clone? why, yes. thank you. :)

@uberbatman come to pastullio

I just found a dictionary website that pronounces words for you. It is great @eponymoushipster now I won’t have to ask you to say them.

It occurs to me that your name with the @ in front has 7 syllables. If you were headed towards a dangerous situation and I tried to yell ”@eponymoushipster, look out!” you could be in dire straits before I got to the warning part. Maybe you should have a short nickname?

i do. The campfire users have nicked me “Bucky”. If you search about here, you’ll find out why.

Ok, now I’m totally curious… I just thought Bucky was your actual nickname!

@augustlan but you’re on my facebook…you didn’t notice…? ;)

@eponymoushipster Well I know it’s not your real name, but assumed it was your real nickname. Now you have to tell me the story!

@augustlan oh. it’s just goofy. One time in Campfire, someone got on the “What’s your real name?” track. So i told the person (don’t recall who asked), that my name was Buck Naked, and that i’m a porn star. (Seinfeld reference? why yes, yes it is.) After that, everyone started calling me Bucky.

heh. Thanks Bucky. :)

Had an ex b/f who called his “Indy” (for whatever reason). Sadly, though, he was a quick one.

Love the voice there, Bucky

@jmah Bucky’s not a nickname for…er…that. and thanks on the voice. :)