Whats the funniest pick up line u ever heard? Or used

i’ve said this before on here but so what

“are you jewish? ‘cause you Israeli hot”

(my apologies to the offended)

When I was in Paris, some guy came up to me and said “Hey English lady, I don’t speak French.” in this really thick French accent. It was humorous.

Dance with me, or I’ll shit in your handbag.

Note: I heard this from a friend of mine.
“Are your parents retarded, because I think your special”.

guy licks finger and touches the girl’s shoulder
“let’s get you out of those wet clothes.”

“you are the most beautiful girl I’ve seen all night. I’d love to take you to the olive garden sometime” hahahahaha! Oh man, that poor guy didnt stand a chance

This is my mom’s “Girl you so fine, I’d drink your moma’s bathwater!”

if we were squirrels could I bust a nut in your whole?

@fortis: Um, ew?

Are you a cowgirl? Because you have really nice calves.

Oh, wait. You said funny.

@omfg… I know! She didnt get it, her friend did.

One of my friends used this one on me just to be silly. We were at a restaurant and he PUT HIS HAND in my drink, took out the ice, put it on the floor and put his shoe on it, thus grinding it. I looked at him with pure hatred (i am germophobic, and putting a hand into ANYONE’s drink is unacceptable) and then he said “Now that I have broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?”. Admittedly, I laughed and made sure he was good on his offer of getting me a new drink :)