Hello everyone, what’s happening? My name is Bill Lumbergh, and I am the division Vice President of the software company, Initech. Listen, I have a meeting with the “Bob’s” in two minutes, so I can’t make this long, mmm’kay?
Most of my day is busy drinking coffee, asking employees to move downstairs, and telling them to have their TPS reports ready for us by the afternoon, but everyone understands we do have some new people coming in and we… need to play catch-up! Sometimes I have to go ahead and have a little talk with some of my employees, like that Peter Gibbons. Which reminds me, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day!
Mmm’ yeah, I’m going to have to go ahead and ask someone to come in on Sunday, to finish up this bio. I’ve got a meeting.
Remember: “Is This Good for the COMPANY?”