Hi, I’m Call_Me_Jay.
You may remember me from TV. I was on the Bozo Show with my Cub Scout troop.
I have traveled to Canada and been slapped by Madonna’s sister. My mother says I am handsome.
I have touched two American presidents. Also I held the door for the presidents of Mexico and the USA and the Canadian Prime Minister at a summit meeting. We did not touch but you can blame me for NAFTA.
I donated a kidney. Afterwards I did not awaken in a bathtub full of ice in a dirty motel. Dammit. I could dine out for a lifetime with that story.
YOU can give up a kidney. It’s free. DO IT!
It’s not difficult. You get to loll around in bed for a few days on REALLY good drugs. Morphine kinda drugs. Oh hell yeah. And and people think you’re a hero. Sweet!
There is no need for a “match”. You sign up with the National Kidney Registry and they will find a home for your kidney.