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Hi, I’m Call_Me_Jay.

You may remember me from TV. I was on the Bozo Show with my Cub Scout troop.

I have traveled to Canada and been slapped by Madonna’s sister. My mother says I am handsome.

I have touched two American presidents. Also I held the door for the presidents of Mexico and the USA and the Canadian Prime Minister at a summit meeting. We did not touch but you can blame me for NAFTA.

I donated a kidney. Afterwards I did not awaken in a bathtub full of ice in a dirty motel. Dammit. I could dine out for a lifetime with that story.

YOU can give up a kidney. It’s free. DO IT!

It’s not difficult. You get to loll around in bed for a few days on REALLY good drugs. Morphine kinda drugs. Oh hell yeah. And and people think you’re a hero. Sweet!

There is no need for a “match”. You sign up with the National Kidney Registry and they will find a home for your kidney.

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Mimishu1995's avatar Mimishu1995 said

Congrats on reaching 5k!

1 month ago

RedDeerGuy1's avatar RedDeerGuy1 said

Regarding your answer:

2 months ago