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Memorable Fluther quotes:

All humans are sinners, except babies 12 (+/- 3) months or younger.

And what is wrong with jacking off a dog?

Why aren’t vaccines for all of the herpes viruses available?

@josie Your confusion seems to know no bounds.

Is there any actual valid reason why this should matter? And even if there is, fuck that reason.

This is always an area of angst in relationship: when to ask a man if he does or WOULD shave his balls.

…as her eyes closed and our mouths touched all of a sudden she thrusts her tongue out like some kind of filthy animal looking for insects down a hole. Just…yuck.

I could clearly visualize spermatozoas wiggling and swinging from nose hair to nose hair right now like Cirque du Soleil acrobats.

Fuck this shit already!

People with irrational beliefs doing stupid shit? Nothing to see here, move along.

…ah yes that is the official story – I generally just get pregnant so I can self-abort and use stem cells to construct more atheists, actually.

@FutureMemory NO WOMEN DO NOT PEE IN THE SINK WHEN THE BATHROOMS ARE CROWDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dpworkin well double….reductio ad absurdum on you too…. WTF.

..could there be some really tiny teeny weeny super teensy little unicorns, dragons, and fairies inside my brain somewhere?

and I stared at them wishing them all sorts of diarrhea and other bad things.

cletrans2col: What exercises do you recommend for stronger erections? Simply put, I want to improve my erection.

sleepdoc: Ok I’ll bite… what about it needs improving?
Adirondackwannabe: I’ll bite? How’s that going to help his erection?
FutureMemory: You two should get a room.
Adirondackwannabe: Sorry, I tend to be very sarcastic in the AM. :)
FutureMemory: I meant get a room so you can bite each other.

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nikipedia's avatar nikipedia said

For a dude, you have great tits.

March 12th, 2012

SpatzieLover's avatar SpatzieLover said

Happy Valentine’s Day To You!

February 13th, 2012

SpatzieLover's avatar SpatzieLover said

HAPPY 20K to You!

All’s good here, BTW

January 12th, 2012

Blueroses's avatar Blueroses said

I hope you really enjoyed all the attention today! The next time you find yourself wondering “what do people really think of me?” Go back to your party thread and remind yourself. :D

January 9th, 2012

augustlan's avatar augustlan said

Yay! Congrats on 20k!

January 8th, 2012