Memorable Fluther quotes:

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All humans are sinners, except babies 12 (+/- 3) months or younger.
mattbrowne

And what is wrong with jacking off a dog?
Wundayatta

Why aren’t vaccines for all of the herpes viruses available?
Augustlan

@josie Your confusion seems to know no bounds.
gondwanalon

Is there any actual valid reason why this should matter? And even if there is, fuck that reason.
Symbizeline

This is always an area of angst in relationship: when to ask a man if he does or WOULD shave his balls.
Coloma

…as her eyes closed and our mouths touched all of a sudden she thrusts her tongue out like some kind of filthy animal looking for insects down a hole. Just…yuck.
FutureMemory

I could clearly visualize spermatozoas wiggling and swinging from nose hair to nose hair right now like Cirque du Soleil acrobats.
mazingerz88

…If he was with his woman, but had a he/she doll and sat on the doll (buggering himself with the doll’s dumbstick) while having his partner stand before him for some oral action, or sitting in his lap for a ride on his dumbstick, would that make him defacto bi-sexual?
Hypocrisy_Central

People with irrational beliefs doing stupid shit? Nothing to see here, move along.
Blackberry

and I stared at them wishing them all sorts of diarrhea and other bad things.
Simone

@FutureMemory NO WOMEN DO NOT PEE IN THE SINK WHEN THE BATHROOMS ARE CROWDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Val123

@dpworkin well double….reductio ad absurdum on you too…. WTF.
cazzie

..could there be some really tiny teeny weeny super teensy little unicorns, dragons, and fairies inside my brain somewhere
-RealEyesRealizeRealLies

Fuck this shit already!
janbb

…ah yes that is the official story – I generally just get pregnant so I can self-abort and use stem cells to construct more atheists, actually.
-Simone

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cletrans2col: What exercises do you recommend for stronger erections? Simply put, I want to improve my erection.

sleepdoc: Ok I’ll bite… what about it needs improving?
Adirondackwannabe: I’ll bite? How’s that going to help his erection?
FutureMemory: You two should get a room.
Adirondackwannabe: Sorry, I tend to be very sarcastic in the AM. :)
FutureMemory: I meant get a room so you can bite each other.