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• Whoever in the hell thought it was a good idea to package products in thermoformed plastic. By the time I’m finished opening one of those damned things I’ve either got a steak knife or a pair of scissors ...
  February 3rd, 2009 Great Answer (11 ) Answer to Have you ever wanted to cause the creative demise of ...
• @Blondesjon Seriously man, the different euphemisms for jerking off are great :D First I like to light a candle and some Nag Champa, I also really enjoy some soft music playing in the background, classical guitar or perhaps ...
  February 25th, 2009 Great Answer (11 ) Answer to Boys: What does your masturbation routine include?
• They represent the countless infinite lives that have passed through the universe, each being complex, wholly unique and beautiful. Floating down into ever increasing pressure only to land on somebody’s warm cheek and melt away.
  February 1st, 2009 Great Answer (10 ) Answer to If raindrops are God's tears; what are snowflakes?