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I’m tired a lot. An accident messed up my mobility, my short term memory, and my brain’s ability to process certain information. For several months I couldn’t read, which meant my writing career would have to be put on hold. Now I have manuscripts, but I need to learn about e publishing to find a market.
I’m too old and tired to have a daughter in middle school, especially doing it by myself, but I am.
I like humor, and puzzles.
I like that the house we moved to has a wooded area behind it where deer, turkeys, squirrels, hawks, owls, and an eagle live. My daughter catches snakes, praying mantiseseses, fireflies, and such. All are catch and release.

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Haustere's avatar Haustere said

My reply is undeniably belated, but thanks!
Fair guess regarding the avatar – it admittedly looks old-timey. It’s from futurama if I recall correctly.
As for my story, it was written years ago as an after-note though to present day it is still scarily accurate. :L
Nonetheless, I took a quick reader’s jaunt through your own story, so I will endeavor to reciprocate:

My life was very much defined by an indifferent upbringing, so most would consider me emotionally distant, but argumentative on discrimination and malice. I am working through an undergraduate degree which is harrowing and rewarding in equal parts. I like mindless banter and the smell of eucalyptus.
I once found and laminated seven four-leaf clovers and distributed them amongst my friends. The yard from which they were picked was since mowed to oblivion, and so I haven’t the means to replicate the act.

4 days ago

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar Espiritus_Corvus said

Congratulations on reaching 5k. You bring humour, intelligence and sexiness to Fluther. I’m glad you’re here.

3 months ago

Cruiser's avatar Cruiser said

Congrats of hitting the 5K! You crack me up!

3 months ago

Yetanotheruser's avatar Yetanotheruser said

Thanks for the follow.

January 6th, 2014