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Equality lives here.

On my trek through the high hills of the internet sky-way, I came across this amazing vegan store called the alternativeoutfitters.com, my new avatar now shows one of their products which amazingly suits me here, I love, love,
ⓛ ⓞ ⓥ ⓔ ♡ it!

This is the pun-iest, slippery-iest, slope-iest story of a strict vegan theist jelly. No animals were harmed in the making of this story, this story is made by God and ends with God lol. We do not use real KY jelly around here for the major reason that it is tested on animals, so, I’m very sorry, sexy jellies, but this story has no sexual motivation connected to it.

This account is the alter ego of the momentary jelly @K_whYjelly who died of an overdose due to too many oreos. RIP.

@K_whYjelly was the alter ego of @nofurbelowsbatgirl and as I hear apparently how the story goes is that @K_whYjelly found @nofurbelowsbatgirl’s skull lying in the grass in the backyard and since we decided to install a new household alarm system according to our household leader Cartman who just happens to be the authoritae now and has the status quo on this entire ballgame and says the actual whereabouts of @nofurbelowsbatgirl is “unknown” so Cartman does not want anymore questions after he tells his side of the story.

But I guess Cartman’s only statement was his rendition of @nofurbelowsbatgirl basically.

He did tell me that after she went “insanely too close to the razors edge” of a bipolar high she had a real bipolar low point and almost started spreading the word that oreos were wunderfilled.

That sent Cartman off to the “psychiatrist” and the psychiatrist said that we are shitty titty jelly fatties. other than that he’s not talking anymore so now it’s up to me and all I found was a skull in the grass in the backyard. So this is most likely just a rumor. This is all up in the air and I’m left here starting back at 1.

But I have 2 messages..
Lube up Cartman, God owns us.
Oh and Oreos are wunderkillers.

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