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June 8th, 2009

SuperMouse said :

I’m sorry your question was about heartbreak, but it is always good to see you pop in. She was lucky to have found you.

December 25th, 2008

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Merry Christmas!

September 1st, 2008

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zOMG You’re from Planet Earth? Me too!

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• July 27th, 2009

  Can Anyone do a VULGAR English to Spanish Translation?

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• July 27th, 2009

  Lets assume someone has been beaten for 20 minutes consecutively but needs to get up and run now: What drug could do it?

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• June 8th, 2009

  After a 2 Year Relationship Ends, is it wrong to throw everything away?

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• April 3rd, 2009

  If a person is knocked unconscious, can they be revived by sound?

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• March 23rd, 2009

  My girlfriend is wearing me out. Break up?

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• July 27th, 2009

  Can Anyone do a VULGAR English to Spanish Translation?

  Apparently its getting good feedback (that last one)... what’s that translate to? Kind of wonky with online translation
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• July 27th, 2009

  How do I break the news to my dad that i'm moving out?

  How old are ya, I wonder? If under 25, there’s still plenty of time to f—k up and go back home… remember, no matter where you are you’re never alone: You always have a place you can come home to, unless you’re a d!ck to folks on the way out… they tend to remember things like that.
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• July 27th, 2009

  Lets assume someone has been beaten for 20 minutes consecutively but needs to get up and run now: What drug could do it?

  I note that as well about PCP: I’ve seen a couple of vids on Youtube on PCP users and it seems like one of them going be lying/embellishing. One of them shows a black guy without a shirt just strutting through traffic, screaming loudly, stopping occasionally to lay down… the other shows a guy who’s being wrestled to the ground by police: During the struggle, you can see the “PCP User” work to recover his balance, stay upright, he is immediately and articulately responsible to the officer’s commands as well as his friend’s comments from inside the truck… he appears to have the same ability (more or less) of an intoxicated person… possibly more since he was able to stay upright for so long. Hell, he was driving a truck at night! I would simply describe the man in the physical video as being belligerent, not so much bewildered. Like I said, two very different scenarios, perhaps it has something to do with how the PCP was delivered? (In conjunction with what drugs?)
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• July 27th, 2009

  Can you list a few pros and cons when it comes to having children?

  The “miracle of life” has been exploited recently since the billion or so people in existence found out “anyone can do that miracle… many times” and pumped out 6 billion babies. I have no kids, but one day I will… today, I have nephews: And they’re terrific when I see em. Kids are an outlet for you as a parent as you can summon phases in your childhood to relate to them, to bond, and to express yourself in a common way. When my oldest nephew was still a crawler, he remembered me well because of my long, vine-like hair. I would dangle it over him and it would tickle him. Last year? Little bastard said “Why do you have hair like a girl?” Some people become impatient with children, and this I can’t tolerate. I won’t lie, I’ve had to whoop my nephews asses a couple of times when they reaaaaaaaally needed it. Here’s one example: The kids were playing a video game and the older one had the younger convinced that “it was a hard part” and that he should play one player mode to get them past it before player 2 could join in. I wasn’t in the room (making the brats lunch) and I hear the younger one get aggrivated and scream. The older one says “Ouch, stop it!”. I stop what I’m doing to check on em just in time to see the younger one throw the controller at the TV screen. I raised my voice, telling em that if they break my stuff they can’t play it anymore. The older one says “He hit me and threw the controller”, I asked why… he said “I don’t know”. Long story short, the game became a problem, I turned it off, both of them threw a fit… they didn’t want to eat, they tried to sneak away to turn the game back on, I took the controllers and put them on a shelf: They climbed the shelf for the controllers, I told them no more games or else I’ll take the whole system out of there… I put on a movie for them instead, one of them wanted to watch Spongebob and the other wanted to watch the movie… screaming, crying from both: Ass whoopin’ time. One pop per boy… remember, you might be frustrated by they are children: You can’t just rail into em over and over. They cried for a bit, said they were sorry, I said “as long as you two can share and stop fighting, I’ll turn the movie back on and I won’t tell your folks you were acting up”. Quiet afternoon… I watched the movie with them, halfway through they got hungry and ate the lunch I made, and when my brother showed up their spirits were high again. Big story I know: But the thing is, I’m just the Uncle… their “cool” uncle, actually, heh. I know how to deal with the boys, but only because after a couple of hours they end up going home. This story represents about 4 hours in one day I was asked to babysit… I didn’t change diapers, nobody got sick or hurt, there were no bad grades, broken windows, clothes to buy, baths to take. If you believe you can handle this type of thing and not lose your cool with your minions, then you get all the sweet benefits that I, as just the uncle, don’t get: The chance to shape the development of a child so they grow up to be a hard worker, a kid that can say no to drugs, one who’s happy and loves and respects his friends and family so that when he’s all grown up he can live happily and spread happiness as an adult, as you have for him. Then he becomes a movie star and you get free sandwiches from Subway.
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• July 27th, 2009

  How do I break the news to my dad that i'm moving out?

  Do it with a smile on your face… you’re excited about it, he should be as well! You’ll find that body language, tone of voice and so on do a lot to people and how they receive/perceive news… if you approach him with a solemn tone, you’ll make him feel like you’re running away or leaving because “you have to”: He’ll feel sorry for something he may not know of. If he’s the type of guy I think he is, he’ll probably keep it real short and to the point. Once he’s heard all the needs to, he’ll want to leave the room probably… he doesn’t wanna show any form of “soft” side to you or anyone if he can manage it, he’ll see it like a sign of weakness and he knows that he has to maintain the tough man facade. Also, don’t tell him that you approached him last… that’ll make him feel less important to you.
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