I’m a short guy. Single, overweight, not physically attractive to any women on Earth. However, I make up for it with sarcasm and snarkiness. I work at a security firm and basically want to replace Joss Whedon in Hollywood as a writer/producer.
I’m sufficiently knowledgeable at everything in the universe except: women and other humans, math, foreign languages, sports stuff, car stuff/driving, and cooking. My best friend on Fluther is Allie and I enjoy GloPro‘s stuff.