I’m a peppy old pachyderm who recently traded a riled up worklife for the “Life of Riley.” Hear me bellow (though rarely with bellicosity)!
“There are no walls between humans and elephants except those that we put up ourselves. And until we allow not only elephants, but all living creatures their place in the sun, we can never be whole ourselves.”
Lawrence Anthony, The Elephant Whisperer
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” Groucho Marx
“If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid.” Eddie Izzard
“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.” Noel Coward