First I was bob_, then __bob (formerly known as bob_), and now I’m bob_ again. So I’m kind of like Prince.
If you’d like to know something else, just ask.
Now go make me a sandwich.
Fields of expertise: witty inanity, inane wit, The West Wing, Seinfeld, stupid jokes, Doner kebabs, awesomeness, ordering sandwiches, hostile negotiations, double entendre, sarcasm, being specific, random shit
Hobbies & interests: your mom, Johnnie Walker Black Label
Places I’ve lived: North America, Western Europe