- last visit: November 7th, 2009
- member since: January 2nd, 2009
- questions asked: 31
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elijah
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Mother of 2 kids, 3 dogs, and a cat and some fish. Licensed hairstylist, ex bartender, executive of awesomeness.
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1 month ago
Can you suggest a really nice down comforter?
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June 5th, 2009
What is your "summer jam"?
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May 29th, 2009
There's an animal in my room. What should I do?
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May 27th, 2009
Can anyone recommend a good dog nail clipper?
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April 20th, 2009
Would you like to play a word association game?
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5 hours ago
Can anyone suggest any good products for dry skin on the face?
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4 days ago
Who's the newest Jelly to swim into Fluther's 10K hizzouse?
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4 days ago
Maybe I'll be the first this time to start a lurve party, but this time, its gonna be 20k for someone named...
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4 days ago
Would you like to play a word association game?
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4 days ago
If you're in an elevator and you see someone coming, are you pressing the "open door" button or the "close door" button?
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It’s not red anymore! It’s baby pink! Woo!
Thoughts that have gone through my head in the past twenty minutes.
Huh, smells kinda fruity. In you go developer!
You’re a lie! Your existence is a LIE. YOU SMELL OF DEATH.
Will this give me brain damage?
Oh god, I’m gonna pass out.
COUGH COUGH COUGH.
MUST FIND FRESH AIR.
Hmmm… better. Why isn’t it burning yet? Did I not make it right…—OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OW.
Heat helps, yes? No aluminum foil…. ghetto grocery bag shower cap?
HUZZAH! Grocery bag shower cap!
/Fin.
What? I needed to do something to pass the time.
I love dogs!!!
Happy Mother’s Day!
Whoa, you’ve changed your name! I’d gotten used to thinking of ‘suicide’ in a warm and friendly way, but I admit it’s easier not to.
Your cupcake question is really hot! Going for a thousand responses probably by tonight.