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  • Last visit: November 20th, 2009
  • Member since: January 2nd, 2009
  • Questions asked: 31
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Mother of 2 kids, 3 dogs, and a cat and some fish. Licensed hairstylist, ex bartender, executive of awesomeness.

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July 3rd, 2009
asmonet's avatar asmonet said :

It’s not red anymore! It’s baby pink! Woo!

July 3rd, 2009
asmonet's avatar asmonet said :

Thoughts that have gone through my head in the past twenty minutes.

Huh, smells kinda fruity. In you go developer!

You’re a lie! Your existence is a LIE. YOU SMELL OF DEATH.

Will this give me brain damage?

Oh god, I’m gonna pass out.

COUGH COUGH COUGH.

MUST FIND FRESH AIR.

Hmmm… better. Why isn’t it burning yet? Did I not make it right…—OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OW.

Heat helps, yes? No aluminum foil…. ghetto grocery bag shower cap?

HUZZAH! Grocery bag shower cap!

/Fin.

What? I needed to do something to pass the time.

June 25th, 2009
irocktheworld's avatar irocktheworld said :

I love dogs!!!

May 10th, 2009
MotherFluther's avatar MotherFluther said :

Happy Mother’s Day!

April 24th, 2009
Jeruba's avatar Jeruba said :

Whoa, you’ve changed your name! I’d gotten used to thinking of ‘suicide’ in a warm and friendly way, but I admit it’s easier not to.

Your cupcake question is really hot! Going for a thousand responses probably by tonight.

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