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Lots of girls and lots of boys
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Playing football in the park
Kicking pushbikes after dark
Baggy trousers, dirty shirt
Pulling hair and eating dirt
Teacher comes to break it up
Back of the ‘ead with a plastic cup
Oh what fun we had…

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Here2_4's avatar Here2_4 said

PRICK

4 days ago

Tropical_Willie's avatar Tropical_Willie said

Regarding your answer:
Thanks !

July 7th, 2014

Tropical_Willie's avatar Tropical_Willie said

Thank you for your answer.

April 19th, 2014

Jonesn4burgers's avatar Jonesn4burgers said

Some answers come from left field, and those knock my socks off. Some of your answers are from well beyond the parking lot. You catch me with answers I totally hadn’t thought of. You are very good at going to one whole new level. Sometimes I laugh so hard at one of your answers, I am glad I’m home where I can get a change of clothes. No matter how many angles a person tries to predict can come from an answer, you find one or two more.
When I first got to Fluther, my question was, “Who’s funny?” I wanted humor injected in my life…. when I’m not answering serious questions for anxious people. I smoked out lots of funny people with my question. Somebody said you and ragingloli were both very funny, but sometimes kind of twisted. That was sure hitting the nail on the head!

March 28th, 2014

GoldieAV16's avatar GoldieAV16 said

“If you choke on them you must seek immediate kelp.”

Bwahahahaha!

February 16th, 2014