(NSFW) How long is your penis?

I believe the average is about six.

But you wouldn’t believe it if you saw mine. XD

Flaccid or erect?

Long enough.

I’m 4 feet tall and I’ve never had to stand on anything to get there if you know what I mean.

My tongue extends about one inch out of my mouth.

I buy mine online so I can get whatever size I want. :-D

10 metres.

The water is cold in the urinal and much nicer now that they took the rocks off the bottom.

It is filled with longing

Four inches long but 5 inches round they call me cork!
Ten inches long but ½ inch wide they call me roto rooter!

It’s very hard to measure every time I touch it I go blind.

It’s really a Ball Park frank though.
“It plumps when you cook’em” get it?

Seriously though it’s cold out… it’s called shrinkage!

Thats right I’m hung like a chinamen. But it’s the experience of the captain…..right?.....right?

Baby’s arm holding an apple. Nice mental image there! :¬)

That depends, its longer on the internet, about 8.5 inches. but in the so called “real world” its about 6.5.

What @downtide said, except I buy local.

I want to tell you all but I don’t really have a ton of bandwidth.

While pissing off a bridge, I noticed that the water below was cold—and also deep.

Shorter since I had the surgery.

…but still somewhere between “Is it in yet?” and “Ouch, I can’t breathe.”

ANY GOOD PENIS JOKES HERE, WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC?

A message for you, friend.

@kenmc Take over the questions, friend.

tattoo’ed MI on my penis. Yeah when it gets hard it spells MISSISSIPPI.

Gadzooks! All these peeps afraid to come real with the size of the bat they are swinging. I read several places the average is 5.8 to 6 in. The bat I swing is 7in 5.75 in around and 7 3/8 in long. And from what I have heard it is amble enough and I sure know how to take my cut at home plate. ;-)

@Hypocrisy_Central WTMI.

@seazen Sorry, just asking the question honestly with out all the bull. I suspect many believe they can’t hit a home run because they are swinging light (which is why they can’t say how long or big they are), but letting them know they probably can so don’t be ashamed to tell the tale of the tape.

@Hypocrisy_Central It’s all good. You want to post a picture maybe?

;-)

@seazen I would (out of pride not vanity) but I don’t want to scare anyone or seem Boorish, beside my fiancee would roast my chestnuts and fry my frankfruther if I did…... LOL LOL LOL

Or maybe I will get a John Wayne Bobbitt Yikes!

Thanks for that image. There goes my day.

Could someone please say boobs to clear my head.

Boobs to clear my head.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

@Hypocrisy_Central

I made a damn fine joke above but since you’re pining for a legit answer:

I don’t know.