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(NSFW) If you had to compare the flavor...

Asked by palerider (1020points) October 19th, 2010

What food would be closest in flavor to male cum? For the guys, closest food in flavor to vagina?

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wundayatta's avatar

For me, it’s not so much the flavor as the texture—which reminds me of cooked okra. There are times when it can smell like fish, but that is very rare. Sometimes the flavor reminds me of tomato sauce.

palerider's avatar

@wundayatta i’m assuming you are talking about the male emissions? lol

Jude's avatar

Male cum? Seawood that has been wrapped in cooked chicken and has been left out in the hot, hot sun for a week. (it’s nasty).

palerider's avatar

@mama_cakes rotflmao, well, at least you tried. lol

Jude's avatar

Actually, it really does taste like that. :)

Jude's avatar

The ladies? Tangy, pineapple chicken.

palerider's avatar

@mama_cakes I tend to thick of my woman’s flavor as a thick, musky, tangy, honey-glaze.
but i like your answer too. awsome that you’ve tried ‘em both.

wundayatta's avatar

@palerider Well, I have noticed that cum smells like the sea, or maybe the earth after it has been raining. I’ve never had the inclination to taste it, though.

palerider's avatar

yeah, it does have a distinct, pungent odor

ucme's avatar

Roast beaver!?! I’d imagine, having tasted but one of those.

Joybird's avatar

Tastes like chicken! Well you know, when you really can’t nail down a description of what it tastes like (as if it should taste like anything else at all but secretions and emissions…it shouldn’t)..then you say it tastes like chicken.

bob_'s avatar

Heaven.

* closes eyes, smiles *

deni's avatar

seaweed that is slimy.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Hmm, I guess when I taste either, I know it takes like cum or pussy, you know? Like no comparisons are necessary…and the tastes change as people change.

palerider's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir flavor changes with diet too.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

Let me go find out… Be back in a few ;)

mrrich724's avatar

Who the hell are you guys going down on? I’ve never gone down on a woman and had any taste.

And I’ve cum in a few mouths and never had any kind of reaction similar to me stuffing anything musky, tangy, or anything that was rotting in the sun in there mouth.

I’m pretty sure the doctor would say that those flavors should be neutral else one should see the doctor about antibiotics.

No offense. I’m just really shocked unless everyone’s being sarcastic.

It’d be nice if it tasted like a white-chocolate mocha :)

Jude's avatar

@papayalily Uh, who are you tastin’?

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@mama_cakes A friend. We have an agreement.

Jude's avatar

@papayalily okay. :)

what does that even mean?

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@mama_cakes It means that if either of us has needs, the other one will be there for them. Provided we can actually find the time and energy.

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